I Wanna Make An Oc Story So Bad Should I? And Who Else Should I Ask Other Than My Dear Mish😍

Asexual erasers «people» like you should dni with life

They did it yall-

(im hypersexual from tramua i cant help it 💅👺😭🥰🤪💕😳😱😡😱😤😱🤯🙄😲😈😈🤡🦵🦵)

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Chapter 1: Welcome Back

Chris Redfield X Male Reader

Summary: You get a phone call from an old friend about another old friend to an even older friend.

S.T.A.R.S never gave you the best memories. Death pain and destruction. Though it was awful, you met some of your best friends there.

“Making good out of a bad situation.” was what Chris would say. Now here you lay in your bed trying to nap at 37 years old with almost nothing on your plate. It can drive some people crazy to not have anything to do but certainly not you.

You worked for this, everything.

You always felt pure guilt for the others who didn’t make it this far but you couldn’t reminisce on that. Your therapist taught you that. As you begin to doze off you hear an odd ring. A phone?

Your cell phone doesn’t sound like that though. The phone continues ringing as you get around looking for what could be causing the sound. You bend down as you suddenly hear it get louder. You get on the floor as you look under your bed.

Your eyes go wide as you pull out one of your safes. You pull out one with “S.T.A.R.S” in white bold letters and that’s where the ring was most prominent. You think to yourself trying to remember the code. You made it when you were in you’re 20s of course you didn’t fucking remember.

You groan loudly as it continues ringing over and over when it clicks. You put the code in and it unlocks. You rummage through it pulling out your burner from S.T.A.R.S. You swipe answer as Jill Valentine, one of your best friends smiles at you.

“Really, keeping me waiting?” She asks sarcastically. You laugh “This had all my important messages and info. If anyone found this I’d be shot and so would they.” You rolled your eyes with a smile “Good to see you Captain, oh wait that’s right. Now your.. what a…general- No!-Five star-General!”

You nod at her as she smiles brightly at you. “Anyways what makes you call me 5 years later?” You ask rubbing your eyes. Her smile instantly drops to a blank stare. “It’s about Wesker.” Your smile drops to “A little birdie told us you had some ideas about his “fun” plans.” You somehow knew exactly what she meant. “Let me guess, he’s trying to take over the world huh?”

She laughs as she nods. Though your dark stare doesn’t waver not for a second. “We need you’re help taking him down.” She states seriously. “Do you now?” You ask looking at your clock trying to not make eye contact.

Jill and you always were always close you knew she could read your mood. “Mhm, so what’s your answer?” She asks. You say nothing “You’ll be payed a grand amount sir.” You play with your fingers as you quirk an eyebrow. “You know… Chris is still there. I think you’d love to see how much he’s grown and matured don’t you think.”

Fuck she knew just how to get to you. You turn your attention back to her. “What’s the quickest you can get here sir?” She asks getting a pad and pen out. “Depends on the tickets, transportation and delays. Plus I need to rent something.” She nods “can you be here in 2 days?” You think to yourself.

“I’m in Europe Jill this is gonna be a bit, but if I get an early start I could probably be there by nighttime tomorrow.” She smiles writing that down. “How about this, we can get you the tickets, transportation and housing. You just need to get there on time and prepared to get back in the groove, can you handle that?” She laughs in a annoying way. You scoff as you nod.

“Alright sir, Welcome Back.”

Hopefully this is a decent first chapter thanks for the read 🙏 @whateverthefuckyouwantiguess

we know babes we know

i love writing smut

Mhmmm maybe some Yandere!Vance x Bimbo!Reader who's like very oblivious to rude comments or just people being mean in general while it irritates vance reader doesn't realize how badly they're being treated so he yk beats the ever living shit out of anybody being rude to them? Eh ion know if i explained it right but i hope you understand what i mean😭 also feminine reader with they/them pronounce if you don't mind?

Love this request bro! Thanks for sending it🙏

My Dumbass 

Yandere Vance x Bimbo/Himbo/Nimbo! Reader. Reader does go by they/them but they are more feminine presenting

Tw: Homophobia/transphobia

“I’m telling you bro if I eat a pound of nachos I’m one percent nachos dude!” The blond male sighs at your stupid comment. “Jesus y/n.” He groans at you. 

“What do you want to drink?” He asks as he looks at the selection of drinks. “I don’t know.” He gives you a stern look as he picks out a drink for himself and water for you. “Thanks dude” you say with a smile as he smiles back.

“Yeah yeah no problem dumbass.” He says with a laugh as you drink the water. Vance looks out the window of the grab n go to see people walking towards it, not just regular people though assholes. “For fucks sake.” 

He groans as they walk over to you both. “Vance what are you doing with this fucking Idiot?” The guy says laughing as his lackies laugh. You tilt your head not being able to tell if they meant it in a joke way as Vance snarls like a rabid dog. 

“Don’t talk about my partner like that.” He says with an angry look. 

“What do you mean your partner? That’s your girlf-“ 

before he can even get the word out Vance lands a sucker punch to his face as you look stunned. “They dress more feminine dumbass! Their not a girl you fucking idiot!” 

He says grabbing his collar with anger as he goons get ready to fight. As one rushes towards him you kick your foot out tripping him as Vance laughs. 

You proceed to kick him with your heel of your boot as Vance beats up the other one. The other one stands there stunned as he just runs away. “Ever call my partner a girl again I will kill you that’s a fucking promise, understand?” “I-“ “DO YOU UNDERSTAND!?” 

He yells out angrily as the bully starts crying. “Go cry somewhere else bitch.” He spits out throwing him to the ground as he runs away. 

He looks at you with his hands on his hips as you let the man below your boot out. “Why didn’t you say anything?” He questions with frustration.

“Why would I say anything they weren’t being rude?” You say tilting your head confused as his eyes go wide. “Jesus your a fucking airhead.” He laughs as he takes a sip from his sprite. 

“Alright that besides the point, wanna watch me kick your ass in pinball?” He says with a smile as you nod happily. You make him angry but he loves you and wouldn’t have you any other way.

AWWW THAT LOOK AWESOME MISH ❤️

HAPPY SCREAMING

I SWEAR I HAVE THE BEST MOOTS

TYTYTYTY MISH 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕

YYEEEEE IM SO HAPPY YOU ENOYED THE ART I MADE! I’m not perfect at it but I enjoy getting to practice and loved working on your OC Catharine 💕

@brandnewhuman YOU THINK YO ASS SLICK?! GET YO ASS AND OVER HERE AND HUG MY BLACK BODY 👹

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Out Of The Depths

Chris Redfield x Male!Reader

Summary: Former S.T.A.R.S employee L/N is back to defeat Wesker. Chris is excited that his husba- old captain is back.

Chapter 1: Welcome Back

Chapter 2: Situations

Chapter 3: Jill!!

Chapter 4: Brain Busters

Chapter 5: Uncovered

Chapter 6: Good To See You

Chapter 7: Partners?

Chapter 8: Kick His Ass!!!

Chapter 9: We’ve Won, For Now

Chapter 10: Fuck it? Fuck me (this is a bonus chapter, it’s smut so if you don’t like smut than your not missing anything if you don’t read it :])

Be excited for me 😤❤️ Please repost and like my content is dead thanks!! (Let’s do this @whateverthefuckyouwantiguess🤬)

Can I request a platonic yandere black phone boys x mother figure reader?

where like she helps them through their trauma and takes care of them when something is going on with their home life or if their just upset?

And they’re super protective over her because of it

Now as a agender person I suck at writing fem reader, but since you made this beautiful request I’ll do the motherly/fatherly reader of course but just with they/them. This is more of after you helped them with trauma and they got connected. This also can be platonic or romantic however you see it I guess please enjoy ❤️

Finney:

•Finney is more of an insecure overprotective guy

•poor thing lost his mother

•I mean you’ve helped him so much

•you’ve always been a parental figure in his life

•standing up to bullies 

•being there for him 

•just all in all you’ve been very supportive of him

•now he won’t go borderline insane but he’ll do subtle things that no one could realize

•he’ll ask you for help with simple stuff, ask you for hugs and stuff like that

•all in the way to get closer to you and keep you away from people

Robin: 

•Robins more of a low profile yandere

•he doesn’t wanna get picked on for being protective over a parent friend/partner

•he’ll do his best to hang out with you 

•asking you for study help

•even cooking just to get close to you

•always watches movies with you

Bruce:

•Bruce is an odd one

•he will not talk to you for some reason

•when he starts getting protective it’s like he distanced himself

•he just doesn’t wanna be overbearing on you 

•he has a big reputation he doesn’t wanna lose his shit if someone talks to you

•he loves you to much to do that

Vance ❤️:

•OOOH BOY.

•he absolutely adores you for being there for him unlike his actual parents

•This man is AN ANGRY POSSESSIVE YANDERE

•he will make it clear that he doesn’t want you talking to anyone

•he will drag you away from someone if he has to

•you think he’s aggressive now? Just wait till someone tries to get close to you

•He will unleash the wrath of Satan onto the poor soul

•Vance has definitely hurt you in jealous rage

•Not physically but emotionally

•he doesn’t have good parents he bottles everything up and let’s it onto you

•he hates himself for it but he can’t help it YOUVE been there for him so you won’t care surely?

Billy:

•Paperboys a sweet yandere

•I can see him being a bit of a overprotective guy but not really

•he’ll most definitely ask you if you wanna deliver papers with him

•to be fair he just wants to bond with you in the sweetest way possible

•the most possessive thing he’ll do his grab your hand to pull you away from a conversation

•he’ll most definitely let you pet Samson

Griffin:

•this fucking gremlin is smug and obsessive

•he’ll drag you away by crying about random stuff

•he doesn’t care if he’s labeled a crybaby he just wants your attention

•he’ll make sure you don’t have any plans that don’t have him involved 

•going to a concert? He’s going

•going to a funeral? He doesn’t care if he wasn’t invited he’s going 

Bonus!

Gwen:

•she’ll make it clear about her possessiveness

•she will lie about having a bad dream about the person your getting close to

•the guilt will be excruciating but she’ll deal with it for you

•always is with you

•she will go into the bathroom with you she doesn’t care

•she will cuss out anyone who tries to get close to you after her many warnings

•she’ll even get physical for you

•she’s lost her actual mother and her asshole father doesn’t help 

•she’s not letting you go EVER

Tentacles 

The Entity x reader smut

Cw: Monsterfucking, overstimulation and manipulation

The sounds of squelching and moans sound through the room as the entity pumps her tentacles into your sensitive areas. 

You choke on them as you look at your body with tears in you eyes, there were tentacles all around you mid air as they pumped you full. 

The feeling of alien like arousal in your stomach was almost intoxicating. It was absolutely disgusting yet incredible. You can feel yourself reaching your 6th orgasm as you beg for mercy. 

The entity’s multiple voices laugh around you as your eyes roll back as you cum. They laugh at you as they begin to choke you and you sob out even more.

She realizes your trying to speak and pulls out of your throat enough to make your words somewhat coherent. 

“Mpmh~ n-no m-morsss!! P-pw-ease!” You manage to get out through your raw throat. She laughs at you. “If you can take a few more orgasms mortal you can take a break from trials for a week.” That perked your interest. 

You suck up your fear and her tentacles as you begin to work for a well deserved break. No more dying and this wasn’t the worst thing? Getting fucked for a vacation, why not? Anything for freedom right?

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