I Fucking Hate My Parents Sometimes I Wish Someone Could Just Take Me Away

Based on a fucking meme I made. My “wife”

Cw: Femitization kink, groping, pills and suggestiveness but not smut.

You were laying in your bed trying to fight a headache you had all week. You open your eyes as you look at the blaring sun as you look over seeing Albert wasn’t there. 

You quirk an eyebrow as you get up with a sigh going to take more medication. As you go in the bathroom you hear cussing downstairs. You laugh as you hear Albert cussing like a sailor.

You take the medication walking downstairs. You smile as you look for him stopping your tracks when you see him. “Oh, y/n. Good to see you.” He says with a smirk on his face.

“Y-you look… Jesus Christ….” You say as a bit of drool falls out your mouth. “Like what you say sweetie?” You nod vigorously as he walks over to you with a fucking evil smirk. He grabs your hips pushing you towards him. 

“W-what’s the, the, special occasion?” You say as you look him up and down like an animal. “Well you’ve been in pain all week so I thought I should do this, you said something like this would make you feel better anyday.” He says as he kisses you.  

“Fuck baby.” You say groaning into the kiss. “My fucking malewife.” You say laughing as he looks at you confused. “Malewife?” He says as you laugh at his confusion with a hand on his hip. “It’s a slang term babe.”

“What does it mean?” “Kinda self explanatory don’t you think princess?” He blushes at the nickname. He shouldn’t be enjoying feminine titles should he? “You liked that huh.” You look down at the bulge through his dress and apron. 

“Turn the stove off baby girl. Your my food now hun.” You say with a smirk as he blushes wildly turning the stove as he sees what he’s in store for.

West End Girl

Mikaela Reid x GN! Reader

Summary: You’re friends decide to (safely) push you out your comfort zone. You help out a nice woman and even get her number! (listen to pet shop boys🤬)

You’re friends decided you needed to get out the house for once. You reluctantly agreed. You were walking your friends with the fall air attacking your cheeks. Cold but so enjoyable crunchy leaves beneath your feet and pumpkins all over.

“Sit my dear.” One of you’re friends smile patting your back. They come back to bring you a glass of hot chocolate. “Thanks.” You pat there back as you take a sip waiting. You were relaxing to yourself when you hear an angered voice. 

“Are you kidding me please I have to read my story!” You look over to see a beautiful woman with red curly hair with a witch outfit on. Your friends notice you staring as they look at you confused. “Pretty….” You mutter. 

“Please sir just let me in I have my ID and everything! You’re just being a bit cruel don’t you think.” The man obviously got mad at that as you began to walk towards her. “Oh fuck off you whore.” She automatically cowers down a bit, angry. 

“Excuse me? Can I ask why you’re harassing my girlfriend?” You ask as you pull her in gently not wanting to scare her. “She’s-“ you cut him off “

“there’s no excuse she has an ID, and has performed here before. It’s not her fault if your blind now if you’d excuse me I can get my best friend, who happens to be the owner to make sure you have a poster of your own.” 

The woman smiles softly at you. “Fine fuck.” The man walks away as she lets out a shaky breath. “Come in its cold out there.” You keep her in your arms bringing her inside. Your friends look over to see you with the red-head in your arms. 

They give you a smirk as you sit down with her next to you. “Hello there what’s your name?” One asks she speaks in a more confident tone “Mikaela Reid, pleasure.” She shakes all of their hands than looks at you.  “What’s your name?” You give her your name as she smiles brightly. 

“Thank you again.” She stand up dressing her dress as she gets called up. You guys get ready to watch her show excitedly. “Someone’s got a girlfriend.” You’re friends all smile.

You just roll your eyes. 

She begins to tell her stories as you all listen closely. She … she could tell stories good lord! When she was done everyone claps as you give her a standing ovation. 

Everyone begins to talk to her telling her about how great her stories are. She thanks them gratefully. You watch from the sidelines with a smile as she turns her head to you. She gives a bright grin as she waves goodbye to the other people. 

“Hey, I was wondering if you want my number? Not a lot of people can do what you did and I feel like maybe that’ll show you my appreciation.” You felt your face getting redder as she gets closer. 

“Yeah! It’s really not a big deal though Mikaela. You don’t owe me anything, any good person would’ve done it.” She laughs “I’m not even sure sometimes if there’s any good people left.” You smile “I’d love to take your number though, let me know if you ever need anything. I can promise I’ll be at your next show.” 

She looks at you with admiration as she begins to walk away. “Can I walk you to your car?” You speak softly. She nods as she starts to walk. You open her door for her as she gets in. “Thank you again.” She blows a kiss driving away. 

You walk back in to the open house as your friends watch the next person on stage. You sit with a happy smile. “Someone’s got a girlfriend!!!” Your friends laugh as you roll your eyes. “Oh come on they’ve always been obsessed with west end girls!” You laugh “Good song.” “Honestly.” You lean back paying no attention to them as you imagine Mikaela. You shake happily in your seat thinking about her next show. 

Your Chris Redfield x Male!Reader was amazing! If this series coutinues feel free to tag me! I loved the story and how it all ended! Keep writing, lots of love! 🫶🏻

Aw thanks babe!!! I think im gonna keep that for the end because I don’t wanna ruin it with a sequel 🙄 thanks so much for the love and support babe I appreciate it so much!!! 🙏though im not sure what im gonna write next let me know if you want anything 😘

You Strong Fucker

Cw: Asphyxiation, choking, language, violence, gore and just dbd stuff tbh

You were in a chase with Frank, he had his knife up in anticipation. The thought of him stabbing you and watching you gurgle on your own blood had a wave of different emotions filling him. You were focused your eyes looking around for every possible escape, why did it have to be glenvale? 

You hopped a pallet as Frank followed, he was hot on your trail. His knife a few inches from you. You breathe in heavily as he swings you twist and launch your hand to his throat catching him off guard as you tighten. You smile as he drops his knife. “W-what-“ you choke him as he brings his hands up around yours. 

He tries to get loose as you lift him in air putting him against the broken down building. The survivors circle around you both in pure amazement that your choking a killer. “Oh my, your quite strong aren’t you.” Kate says with a slight smile. “Of course they are, that’s why their my favorite.” Bill speaks as Ash laughs at the man being choked on the wall. 

“Are you going to kill him?” Kate speaks a bit nervously. “I say you kill the motherfucker, he’ll be alive in a bit.” Bill speaks coughing a bit. “Look at you making him kiss your grits, nice job kid.” Ash laughs. Frank was so fucking embarrassed. 

You were pondering whether to choke the killer to death or stop. “How about I knock him out and we can finish the gens, extra points right?” You say with a laugh as they all agree. You press down on the sides of his throat even harder as his eyes roll back. You let go as he falls to the ground knocked out. 

“The others are gonna be thrilled to hear someone choked out a killer, except David.” Ash says as Kate and Bill head to another gen. He pays your back as he leads you to another gen.  After a little Frank wakes up to hear the exit gate being powered on. His whole body was weak. He tried to get up but he couldn’t. 

He sighs as he lays on the floor tiredly. “First time being choked huh?” You say with a smirk. “Shouldn’t you be leaving.” He spoke his voice still raspy. “Mhm.” You hand him a glass of water from the bar as he questions it but he just decides to drink it greedily. You smile at his eagerness as you grab him picking him up bridal style as he drops his cup. He’s shocked as you carry him upstairs. 

You put him in one of the beds, dusty but they got the job done. “Get some rest no one should bother you for awhile. Till we meet again.” You say walking out of the door closing it. Frank looks shocked as he takes his mask off running a hand through his blonde hair. 

“David’s gonna shit his pants.” Bill says laughing as you walk into the gate. “You’ll have to do this with more killers, maybe Clown! This gonna be so cool y’all!” Kate says with a smile as she pumps her fist. “Calm down Missy, we don’t know dear MCs power level yet even.” Ash says as he puts his hands on his hips. 

“All I know is I’m telling David, that Irish bastard is gonna be running to his pot of gold.” Bill says as he laughs even harder choking as you pat his back. You sigh at the bickering adults as the timer starts to run out. “We’ll talk about it later let’s get going.” You say as you walk out all of them following. 

Frank watches you from the dirty window with a slight smile. He was so confused on if you’ve done this to other killers. He lays back down as he thinks about telling the rest of the group. He yawns as he falls back to sleep his lungs still burning a bit, a reminder of you’re badassery.

OMG I AM SO SORRY I HAVEN'T ANSWERED YOUR ASKS!!

for some reason I can't see them on mobile and I don't use my laptop as much!!

OMG BABE ITS FINE LOL HAPPY BRITHDAY BTW AND NO PROBLEM

Me and who? 😍🙏 @morwap @brandnewhuman

Here’s a messy sketch I made for my oc in 5 minutes. I still gotta rewatch/play RE 6 🕴. Funny bisexual man with tramua. now I’m gonna go to bed cause I got school at 5 am 💀 @whateverthefuckyouwantiguess

Choking on air rn guys. Y’all better go follow my online girlfriend 🙄👉 @morwap

hello friend 👹 can I have 𝐓𝐈𝐅𝐅𝐀𝐍𝐘’𝐒 𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐊𝐄𝐘 𝐁𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑— and the prompt sub! Danny Johnson x big monster reader with a huge dick 🌝 belly bulge content to my dear and some degradation 🙏

gn!reader so it could be read with a strap

the back of danny's thighs was held tightly in your grip, you trusted into him quickly and roughly, and you could hear soft noises coming from him with every other thrust.

moving one hand from his thigh to his stomach, feeling the way his tummy would bulge with every thrust, he was taking you so well but you knew danny wasn't much into praise.

you heard danny cuss under his breath before moaning loudly, his eyes rolled back and his hands curled up into fists.

"fucking whore, bet you want everyone to fucking hear you huh?" you taunted, you panted as you tried to go faster, drawing even more noises from him as you went.

"the only thing you're good for is being a fucktoy" you scoffed, hand still pressed on his stomach and feeling yourself through him. danny smiled as he couldn't form any words and just let you keep talking.

!!!!!!

wolfishwriting big shoutout had no idea 💪

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Chapter 10: Fuck it? Fuck me

Chris Redfield x Male reader

Summary: Chris and you are on vacation when he decided he’s ready for a more intimate level. (😘) 

Cw: smut, cock warming, praise, safe words, virgin Chris (is this a shock let’s be honest 🤨), anal, blowjobs, finger sucking, fingering and slight oral fixation, virginity loss and aftercare ❤️

You hear a knock on your door as you perk up spitting out your toothpaste. “Come in hun.” You spoke rinsing your mouth out. “When your finished in here I’ve gotta ask you something, take your time I’m not in a rush.” He smiles as he goes back into the room. You tilt your head as you finish up.

You hop into your shared bed as you see Chris reading a novel. “What’s up baby?” He sets it down sighing heavily. “We’ve been together for awhile now, relationship and before elationship, I wanted to ask you something though.”

You nod listening intently. “I think I wanna take our relationship to a more intimate level. I’m sorry this took so long but you know trust is such a sore subject for me, no for us both.” You nod with a soft smile. You kiss him gently. 

He pulls you back in whispering in your ear “I want you now sir.” You shiver with delight at the nickname. “Alright we’ll add some safe words, green to go yellow to slow down and red to stop okay? Now we kiss a lot so, I’m just gonna kiss you some more okay?” You smile as he nods. You begin to kiss him gently with increasing roughness. 

Not overwhelming just a bit intense. “I’m gonna start moving down farther, let me know honey.” You give his a kiss on his neck, moving down to his chest, stomach and you stop at his growing erection. “Can I touch it?” You ask rubbing his thighs softly. 

He breathes heavily. “Slowly please…” you nod as you slowly bring your finger to his slit. His breath hitches as he whimpers. You begin to spread his pre as you rub it in circles. Softly. His tip was a pretty pink, nice and long but also incredibly thick. 

You look in his eyes for his answer as you open your hand all the way. He nods as you smile. “So good Chris, so good for me.” You wrap your hand around his length as you slowly begin to stroke. 

His head rolls back as he try’s not to buck into your fist. “So pretty like this.” You start to kiss his thighs gong up higher as you let go of his dick to Chris’s dismay. It wasn’t long though before you put the head in your mouth. You begin to suck on his tip as his hips buck. You smile as you hold them in place going deeper. 

“Fuck fuck! Sir please, oh god please~” You smile as you raise an eyebrow “please what pretty boy?” You ask pulling off as you bring your hand back. “Wanna make you feel good…” You grin as you lean back on the bed waiting for what he had in store. 

He begins to pull your pants down as your cock springs up. His eyes go wide as he drools at the sight. “Like what you see?” His face goes and even dark shade of red as he puts his mouth on. It was obvious he’s never done this before. You can’t help but tease him a bit. Plus you didn’t want him to choke himself or anything.

You pull him off as he whines embarrassed. “Aw hun there’s no reason to be embarrassed. Alright put your mouth on loosely and just keep it on there for now.” He eagerly puts his mouth back on your tip as you massage his scalp grounding him. 

“Good boy. Now slowly suck and move your tongue around the tip.” He obeys as he moves his tongue around your head. “Now go deeper, don’t choke yourself, stop when it starts to feel uncomfortable, understand?” He nods eagerly as he starts to go deeper. 

He stops when it starts to go into his throat as he awaits your orders. “Good boy now do what I taught you repeatedly but add your fist to what you can’t suck.” He breathes through his nose as he starts to fist your cock as he sucks the tip. 

You moan at the sight, he looked so beautiful with your cock in his mouth, drool dripping out his mouth. He begins to add more vigor to his technique as you begin to get close. 

“Getting close, keep going hun.” 

He continues to suck as you yank your dick out his mouth. “Open wide.” He sticks his tongue out as you stroke your cock to your jearts content as you start groaning louder. 

Your load spurts out onto his face and some into his mouth. When you were finished coming you looked at the sigh before you with a smile. Chris had unshed tears In his eyes as the cum he didn’t swallow stayed on his face. “Good boy.” You use your thumb to pick up some of your load as you shove it into his mouth. 

He begins to tremble as he lays his head on your thighs. “Wanna cum sir…” you smile as you nod. “Get on the bed.” He obeys, So wrecked just for you. You take his hand gently as you put his fingers in your mouth sucking on each digit with care and love. 

You pull off as you look at the strand of drool glistening in the  lamp light “Mhm, now I want you to finger yourself for me, can you do that?” You ask concerned he blushes and stammer even more as you smile. He takes a deep breath nodding. 

“Go at your own pace prince.” You rub his head softly as he spreads his legs. He pulls them up as he rubs a finger around his hole. His breath hitches as he slowly starts to slide his middle finger in. He keeps it there for a moment adding another one. “Good boy.” You rub his head continuing to egg him on. 

His two fingers stay there as he pulls out all the way shoving them back in as he lets out a shocked moan. He continues his actions, in out, it was addicting to watch. Captain Redfield fingering himself was something you’d never thought you’d see. The sound of squelching and slutty moans was all that could be heard as he sloppily fingers himself. 

“Now pull out.” He whines hesitantly but pull them out like a good boy. He puts his fingers in his mouth sucking on them as you moan at the sight. You get in between his legs as you pull them up rubbing your cock on his hole. You than push in as his eyes roll back. 

“F-Fuck!” He curses you laugh as you start to thrust into him. It felt like you were tearing him apart but he didn’t care. “Fuck-fuck sir~” he groans out. You kiss his neck calming him as he wraps his arms around your back. “S-so much!” He didn’t say his safe word so you continued.

It was only about 30 seconds when he started to get close again. “Close close sir please!” You hug him tightly as you continue to pound him.

 You tilt his head kissing him as he shoots his load on your stomach. 

He lets out a loud final moan as you cum on him soon after. “Fuck..” you groan out. You go to pull out but he holds you there as he shivers. “Stay in me please.” You laugh with a nod and a kiss. You pull him in close as he breathes heavily in your arms. “Thank you for being so patient.” You roll your eyes with a smile. “Of course my dear, I love you goodnight.” You kiss his forehead as he smiles into your chest. 

“I love you too.”

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