“You Ever See A Guy That Handsome Walking Down The Street, He’s Gonna Get Arrested. Cuz He’s Killing

Lily attacked James when she started liking him because she thought he slipped her a love potion, only to be mortified when she realized he hadn’t. James, of course, was ecstatic.

Remus would be lying if he said he didn’t seriously consider it

Sirius has definitely suggested letting moony and padfoot fuck on a full moon

James Potter’s life plan

Peter often goes unnoticed so he has become a collector of marauders secrets. He starts making bets with other students about things that he knows and wins and insane amount of money whenever one of their secrets get out.

Whenever Regulus sees something ugly he points at it and says “Look James, it looks just like you”

Barty strutting on a treadmill listening to BRAT

Sirius: James’ eyes are brown, right?

Regulus: No. They’re hazel with flecks of brown and gold when the light hits them just right.

Sirius: And when was the last time he smiled?

Regulus: Yesterday morning at 11:30 a.m. when he laughed at something Remus said.

Sirius: What about his favorite animal?

Regulus: Red pandas, because they’re really cute and soft even though them being endangered makes him sad.

Sirius: Uh-huh. And when’s my birthday?

Regulus:

Sirius: When’s my birthday, Regulus.

Idc, what anyone says, Arctic Monkeys' "Do I wanna know" is how Remus loves Sirius, and Hoziers ver of "Do I wanna know" is how Sirius loves Remus. Not the other way around.

Sirius being really worried that Regulus’s future boyfriend wouldn’t know how to handle him being trans and Regulus getting hurt, then Sirius being elated when he finds out James (HIS James) is Regulus’ boyfriend and sitting down with James to make sure he will treat Regulus right.

James: *unbuttoning shirt* damn it’s so hot in here

Regulus: I know that but why are you unbuttoning my shirt