Give Him $25 And He Will Come Home With A Bag Full Of Food That Hasn’t Seen The Light Of Day Since

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Hey, PSA for younger/newer transmascs:

Tumblr has been showing targeted ads for "FTM binders" off Amazon. They look like this:

Do not buy these.

A binder is a piece of medical equipment. If you use one incorrectly, or use a poorly made one, you can really fuck up your ribs. This article from the Cleveland Clinic talks about how to bind safely.

A $14 binder is guaranteed not to be safe. There's a reason reputable companies charge more- sometimes a lot more. They have to carefully design binders so they don't crush your ribs or make you sick.

You know how everyone says Don't Bind With Duct Tape? Don't bind with Amazon binders.

CHRISTINE!!!! CHRISTINE!! THATS NOT THE ANGEL OF MUSIC, SENT BY YOUR FATHER FROM HEAVEN!!!! CHRISTINE!!! ITS THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA!!!!!!!

LAUREN AND JOE HAD THEIR BABY OH MY GODDDDD

UHHH IDK

silly computer, do u accept my marriage proposal ? 💍💒🙏

No???

Tumblr users the second we're left alone with a stupid button.

Yes, and then I will be you

I'm getting closer😈

ohh nooo what're you gonna do, eat me? you gonna tear open my supple flesh with your teeth? gonna lovingly peel the meat off my bones and get blood and saliva everywhere? gonna snap open my ribcage to dig deeper inside me? gonna eat me? ooouhh im so scareddd. bitch

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