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why say "ok boomer" when you could say "ok bootlicker" and target capitalist shills of all ages with a single phrase

My conservative family members seeing me taking up embroidery:

One week later when I post the finished project:

Puki will you leave tumblr because everyone’s acting like it’s dead now :(

oh yeah its SO dead.

1000 notes this post. Now

faggot fall is almost upon us! like and reblog if you want a faggot upon you

creepy things where I live that just ✨make sense✨pt. 2

Old and partially collapsed house that was abandoned because the owners went mad and refused to give it to their family or sell it.

The same house has a perfect ring of daffodils around it (weren't planted) that choked out the rose garden and the entire property is overgrown with vines and trees that never seem to be green. The whole area is covered in trinkets, jars, coal, and glass.

Old jail

Antique stores with an inordinate amount of creepy dolls

That really tall tree you can see in the distance that is always being circled by crows or vultures

Cultish ritual book that belonged to the previous owners of my current house.

A pillar that, according to legend, if you touch it, you'll die shortly after.

Literally any slave quarters or old plantations

Estate rumored to be haunted after a murder mystery

National museum dedicated to Ticks (the bugs)

Abandoned castle

There's a statue where if you looked it in the eyes you'll either be turned to stone or cursed

Abandoned asylum with 25,000 unmarked graves

everyone’s like “see ukraine won because of pity” … as if that was a problem. like the songs a banger but even if other countries felt bad for them and voted so???? your point being? the countries being destroyed and ppl die because of the war CANT they have at least a little happiness?? what’s so bad about that??? there is literally no other country that deserved that win more

I want our lives to be like this

MY GAY HEART CANNOT KEEP DEALING WITH ALL THESE EMOTIONS. FIRST GOOD OMENS AND NOW HOZIER? WHY

IT’S WONDERFUL BUT OH SO FUCKING EMOTIONAL

i made another quiz! find out whether you're the vampire who owns a large castle rumoured to be hunted or the mortal ingenue they invite to dine with them on the opposite edges of a ridiculously long table

The sky