Weirddreamsandtea - I Need Some Decent Sleep

My younger sister told her friend about me and now I’m their favorite person, apparently. I got a note today saying I’m their childhood hero and asking for my signature, a picture of an apple on fire, and an inspirational quote? Idk who you are James the high schooler, but I hope you like it

I have a question tho: what is my sister telling people???

Had me in the first half ngl

In the town where I grew up, there was a large statue in one of the parks, of a famous historical white colonizer. I'm not going to say who specifically, suffice it to say that it was someone who wasn't worth memorializing for their deeds. And as you can imagine, this statue was a frequent target of vandalism, with paint or toilet paper or eggs on multiple occasions. Now, the local council was generally pretty lax when it came to repairing potholes or other public damage in the town, but every time, 24 hours after this particular statue was hit, the same person would always appear in a Hi-Vis vest, hat, mask and sunglasses, carrying a bucket of water, and wash it clean. They would do it as quickly as possible, but always made sure the face and the name carved at the bottom were generously scrubbed. This only encouraged people to do it again, and so it became a vicious cycle.

Within a year, the statue had sustained so much damage that it was unrecognizable and the lettering unreadable, so eventually the council came and took it down. Also apparently, the person in the Hi-Vis vest didn't even work for the council. They were supposedly just some 'good samaritan' who cleaned it, often before the council even discovered it needed cleaning, so they just let them do it and ignored the problem. They didn't bother putting the statue up again.

Much later, we found out that the anonymous 'samaritan' had been deliberately washing the statue with a bucket of saltwater, which had dramatically corroded it, causing irreversible accumulative damage far worse than spray paint ever would have done. It's even theorized that they were also often the one spray-painting it, just so that they had an excuse to come back after a day to wash it.

Welp, I think it’s safe to say she survived the winter. What’s a dormancy?

Who needs that when you have some LED lights and all the water you want? She started crawling out of her pot last month or so.

Macodes petola, 11 months later.

how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr

Song rec: Moth Man by Dirty Bynum

imagine banning woman boobs only to blast every user of your website with non stop ball shaving ads

@melisscan

I just remembered that a couple days ago, I wrote a speech from the perspective of the Lucky Charms mascot (L.C. Leprechaun). It was about him suing three kids for harassment and stuff like that.

And then I delivered the speech in A BAD IRISH ACCENT IN FRONT OF MY WHOLE CLASS (per my teachers request) and I am going to get an actual grade for it. HAHAHA guess who's failing public speaking

I want it and i want it now🤤

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