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phantom of the paradise more lik.e. bad

phantom of the paradise novelization liveblog here we go

I don't know that much about maine but I feel neutral about winslow being from there. he does strike me as a northerner, as well as someone from a small town

(paraphrasing but) "it was kind of winslow's fault his piano teacher killed himself" HUH???

"alan d. swan" holy moly at least "dorian" had some pizzazz

also winslow being 18 and not even out of high school is. a choice. in my opinion having him be in his 30s is more compelling

"phoenix" being a stage name does make sense but idk I kinda liked the idea her parents just named her that

this really does read like bad fanfic but it's not especially funny, just sort of dull... though there are some particularly egregiously bad moments, those aren't funny either

"autistic blob" CHRIST

winslow does not beat up any guards but the description of him losing his grip just makes me think of that "I'm insaaane... I'm crazayyy" video

whyyyy is this book so racist.

winslow just goes back to his old hotel after being in prison for four months and being horribly disfigured in the record press accident. ok man.

beef and phoenix warmups as I try to gauge their features...

Well, you can lead a horse to water, but you can't mak--

HEY WHERE DID MY HORSE GO

Happy gay or something

breaking the angel

that's the hell of it.

the silly again

i need testosterone so i can grow fuckass 60s style sideburns that everyone hates