Reblog The Money Pigeon For A Financially Stable Future

Me Reading FanFic Late At Night:

I really need to get a better sleeping schedule. ;-;

I'm thinking of a 'Date with Death' and 'Obey Me!' crossover where on the day the 'connection' happens and things play out like...

Grim: You didn't make any blood pacts though, did you?

Mc" Not that I remember

Grim:...Not that you remember?

Mc: Yeah. I mean, I have Demon contracts---

Grim: ....what

Mc: And I have been to 'Hell' before, very nice actually---

Grim: Explain. Now.

Mc: I was chosen as one of two human representatives, the the other being King Solomon, to help Prince Diavolo, of hell, forge a better relationship between the three realms.

Grim:...

Mc: I ended up making contracts with seven demons there--

Grim: SEVEN? Who???

Mc: Lucifer, Mammon, Leviathan, Satan--

Grim: *Spluttering*

Mc: You okay there Grimmy? Anyways there's also Asmodeus, Beelzebub, and Belphegor. Oh, Belphegor also killed me once. Lucifer almost killed me a couple times too, in fact all of them have either tried to kill me or put me in mortal danger, Except Mammon, really? He's got a thing for me. I mean, they all do.

Grim:...

Mc: And, like, One time Solomon imbued me with his power, and I have technically gone back in time because of Barbatos--

Grim: *Slams his head against his desk.*

Finally!! Someone did it!! :D

It don't bite...

Hehehe

Deadass thought that was Janus' hat and wondered why no one in the replies and reblogs notice/talked about it until someone said they thought the trash can was his hat then I looked back at the picture and realized it was a trash can 💀💀

@teacupfulofstarshine he tries

(he does take the saltine)

Reblog to put one of these in your mutuals’ pocket when they’re not looking

good riddance live

boys 👏 can 👏 be 👏 asexual👏

rb if you agree

Is this a problem?

The prophecy was true DBJSNSJSHSNSGXAK

wait no hold on WAIT up, where is his logo

he gives his name Like That, why didn’t he show his logo? for glory? drama? chaos??