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Poll: The 4 Gs of Dan and Phil/The Phandom 💅⚫🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🤓

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Hi! I am a data nerd, so I've been curious about the 4 Gs ever since I found out about them.

I wanted to make a survey in Tumblr to find out more about them, but there's no option to be able to select multiple options, so I've made a 1-question poll with Microsoft forms! Select all the options that apply to you.

Please fill it out so that we can understand more about our community! There's also an option for none of the above - if this applies to you, please share something about your self in the comments!

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To quote Dan: "There are the four Gs of the Dan and Phil demographics: the girlies, the goths, the gays and the geeks. You could be any one of those things and think Dan and Phil, I am welcome there. They are like me. They would accept me. I can be in their comments section and people would like me for who I am." Source

"no but seriously imagine it" golf alternate universe

gagging you with our red string of fate to shut you up for one fucking second

“don’t eat honey because it exploits the bees and they can’t consent!!!” bees are literally unionized and will walk out if they don’t like being in the beekeeper’s hives

idk what i read thinking when i made this

I think i met an angel on the train

Reblog to make it die faster

About ten, fifteen years ago I wrote a story about a guy living in a Capitalist dystopia. His walls, furniture, and tableware are all covered in smart displays. Basically animated wallpaper. It's sold as being able to turn your room or objects into anything - A nice forest view, outer space, a fantasy realm... but the companies that run this stuff keep sneaking ads in.

It gets so bad he's always being woken up by adverts that offer insomnia cures and better bedding that play when he tries to sleep.

So he buys the ad-free tier, and it's great... for a few months. And then he starts getting adverts from 'premium partners'. So he goes up a level... and the same thing happens.

So he jailbreaks his wallpaper and sends all the ad servers to 0.0.0.0 and voila... he can sleep.

Until this SWAT team blows his door off and drag him off to jail. The Ad companies are suing him for loss of revenue for the products he' notionally have bought if he'd watched their adverts, based on some weird 'The average consumer buys X products with an average value of Y' calculation.

The judge is like 'well I dun wanna annoy the sponsors' so he RICO's this guy's house and possessions and sends him to jail.

... which is a nice relaxed non-volent offender jail for the corporately disenfranchised. But because these people have no money... there's no ads and now he's happy because the only place he's free... is in prison.

Which at the time was a bit much and now it's like: Called it.

Elon's suing companies for not advertising because he's losing revenue. He's also cranking the price of Ad Free Twitter. Disney and Amazon play adverts on their paid service when services used to be free because of the adverts... and now you have to pay to watch the adverts or go up a couple of tiers.

And google's going around freaking out about ad-blockers.

daily affirmations

• dan howell is on the same earth as me

• we have irrefutible evidence of soulmates

• phil is proof that happy people exist

• dan would tell me to keep trying

• queer people can be successful and happy

• the rebrand is coming