He’s So Grumpy.......... >:(

Older sibling response is weird like i want to make sure you've eaten, i DO want to bully you, i want to protect you, i want to fireman carry and body slam u on the couch and tell u to go to bed, i want to make up bullshit lies about how things work and see how long u believe it, i would kill for you, ur gross, u will forever be an infant to me, stop touching my stuff, chill out ur like 10, im proud of you, etc etc im sorry that even tho i was the test run the adults found New and Interesting ways to fuck up with you

wifeee soft WIFE PRETTY

Missing the time change

Idk I just hate the thought of looking at a clock and blinking as it changes.

I also have a weird fear of sitting on woodchips and Sawdust

reblog this w your weirdest fear!!! mine’s balloons

Don't forget therapy

They all need some food, a shower, and a hug

Average Single Dad experience 🧘🏻

I FINISHED IT FCK ME-

ÒwÓ

her hair and lips change to the color of your blog

BB 🫶 he wouldn't hurt a fly guys trust me haha

*Casually Reblogs because I love Deceit*

so, anyway

Deceit appreciation post because there aren't enough