I Miss Him. Whyd He Have To Go To College?

Look at the the minutes the article was made ago

Pass it along. It helped me too

Just passing it on in case someone needs it

All I do is dream

It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live.

I like to call them Strawberry Melts

Imma Slytherin that accepted it after years of wanting to be a Ravenclaw in an instant. I'm pretty proud cuz I'm the only Slytherin 🐍 in a family of Gryffindors🙄.

Ravenclaw: Do you think that everything we learn in school is necessary?

Slytherin: no.

Ravenclaw: but-

Slytherin: no.

Ravenclaw: if you didn’t procrastinate so much you’d like it. Think about all the things you get to learn!

Slytherin: or, I can get the answers and copy them down. Work smarter, not harder.

Ravenclaw: but- knowledge!

Slytherin: no.

colour-code your infants so strangers know what their genitals look like

And then they promoted him

So if you would… would you walk us through a typical day for you? Office Space (1999) | dir. Mike Judge

I'm a little ashamed that I laughed at this