Real Picture Of Me Waiting For My Moot To Text Me Back (I'm Gonna Kidnap Them)

26 years ago today, dylan attended prom with robyn anderson <3

I'm gonna get really high and stare at thus picture of him and wish he didn't kill himself this day years ago

love my boy in some shorts

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what the fuck andre

“To most people, I appear- well… almost scary, but that’s who I appear to be as people are afraid of what they don’t understand.”

I do ybis but with only dylan

i printed this picture out to take with me everywhere and when i’m bored i take it out and talk to them like they’re my conscience

Hate when teacher crush bitches use the tccblur or tcc tags, like no this is for true crime not your pedo kink or whatever💔

i love this clip sm cause he looks like such a cutie i wanna pat his head and say “oh my how you’ve grown!”

my bio teacher also said natural selection today, I've never looked at someone faster

whenever columbine is mentioned, I start to shake violently and then I explode

name: jalph

age: jalph

birthday: j/al/ph

favorite color: jalph

occupation: full-time jalpher

organization: jalpher squad

location: jalpher zone

favorite subject: jalph

height: jalph

weight: jalph

favorite food: jalph

favorite drink: jalph

IP address: ja.lph.jal.ph

favorite animal: jalph

favorite song: Ignition in C Sharp (which is still literally just jalph)

favorite movie: jalph

3 extra fun facts about me:

- jalph 🗣

- jalph 🔥

- jalph 🔊

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