Dashi, about Wuya: Can I tell her she looks nice?
Chase: Sure.
Dashi: Can I tell her I respect her?
Chase: Maybe, if she asks.
Dashi: Should I show her an oil painting I made of us surrounded by our giant dragon and four rock monsters?
Chase: …
Chase: I’d save that for later.
The ironic part about headcanoning Perry the Platypus as intersex is that the opposite of intersex is actually called perisex
Sun Wukong: Lady Bone Demon, my old arch enemy.
Macaque: ... I thought I was your arch enemy?
Sun Wukong: I have a life outside of you, Macaque!
I like how it is actually canon that Chase enjoys chocolate milk
Chase, setting down a mug: Here.
Omi, suspicious: What is this? Poison? Something to get me to spill my secrets?
Chase, sitting down: It's hot chocolate.
Omi:
Omi: What is hot chocolate?
Every Lloyd ship is so unhinged it's crazy when you think about it.
I mean, there's this psycho princess who's secretly the leader of a biker gang and also a cult who wants to resurrect his departed father and conquer the city.
A girl who can turn into a giant three-tailed wolf and is on a revenge quest to assassinate the evil emperor who turned her tribe to ice.
The prince of an underwater civilization who had to battle his evil octopus brother for the throne.
An anthropomorphic tiger man who's also the leader of a cult trying to resurrect an ancient evil after his home land had been compromised.
And then there's frickin Brad at the flower shop
Like you can't make this stuff up 😭
Hear me out. Lloyd as a girl dad.
You see my vision?
Jay: If I had a face like yours, I'd put it on a wall and throw a brick at it.
Cole: If I had a face like YOURS, I'd put it on a brick and throw a wall at it.