Damn, Target, Who Passed You The Salt?

Damn, Target, Who Passed You The Salt?

Damn, Target, who passed you the salt?

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8 years ago

Went to an assisted living center yesterday to bring some of the ladies flowers. Today I’m going to do something for my parents! #lighttheworld


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7 years ago
I’m Watching Some Stand Up And This Moment Was Gold
I’m Watching Some Stand Up And This Moment Was Gold
I’m Watching Some Stand Up And This Moment Was Gold
I’m Watching Some Stand Up And This Moment Was Gold
I’m Watching Some Stand Up And This Moment Was Gold
I’m Watching Some Stand Up And This Moment Was Gold

I’m watching some stand up and this moment was gold

(comedian is Alex Edelman)


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7 years ago

Favourite narrative tropes:

“That was ONE time!”

“Due to an administrative error”, or any major plot point which is caused almost entirely by bureaucratic fuckups

“Contrary to popular belief” appended to something that’s either really obvious or completely subjective

A character makes an assertion, then cut to the narrator contradicting it (‘“Everything’s fine!” Everything was not fine.’)

First-person narrators who call a specific character by a series of increasingly convoluted nicknames

Unusual narrative euphemisms. I still hold that describing around a curse word is almost always funnier than just using the word.

Establishing character moments which subvert your expectations right from the get-go. The best example is in the Brooklyn Nine Nine pilot, where Jake’s fooling around at the crime scene before revealing that he’s already solved the case.

Montages. Just montages of any kind, for any reason, anytime. I actually think they work better in text form because you can do so many creative things with them.

Side characters with a level of fourth-wall awareness / quasi-supernatural ability which is never quite certain, like the janitor in Scrubs.

Double meanings in narration that take a while to make themselves clear.

Really, really specific similes.


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4 years ago

and that is why it is the superior adaptation,,, staying true to the books and ALSO giving us some content that works perfectly through the medium of film..... 👀

Love how the 1995 adaption of Pride and Prejudice remained accurate to the book in almost every way but then just went: let’s add Colin Firth taking a bath, Colin Firth fencing, Colin Firth jumping into a lake, Colin Firth walking across a field in a wet shirt


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8 years ago
Spirited Away Smartphone Wallpapers - I’ve Turned My Recent Spirited Away Pans Post Into Smartphone
Spirited Away Smartphone Wallpapers - I’ve Turned My Recent Spirited Away Pans Post Into Smartphone
Spirited Away Smartphone Wallpapers - I’ve Turned My Recent Spirited Away Pans Post Into Smartphone
Spirited Away Smartphone Wallpapers - I’ve Turned My Recent Spirited Away Pans Post Into Smartphone
Spirited Away Smartphone Wallpapers - I’ve Turned My Recent Spirited Away Pans Post Into Smartphone
Spirited Away Smartphone Wallpapers - I’ve Turned My Recent Spirited Away Pans Post Into Smartphone
Spirited Away Smartphone Wallpapers - I’ve Turned My Recent Spirited Away Pans Post Into Smartphone
Spirited Away Smartphone Wallpapers - I’ve Turned My Recent Spirited Away Pans Post Into Smartphone
Spirited Away Smartphone Wallpapers - I’ve Turned My Recent Spirited Away Pans Post Into Smartphone

Spirited Away Smartphone Wallpapers - I’ve turned my recent Spirited Away pans post into smartphone wallpapers click each numbered link below and save the image.

One Two Three Four Five Six Seven Eight Nine


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8 years ago
Roronoa Zoro + The Seven Virtues Of Bushido (insp)
Roronoa Zoro + The Seven Virtues Of Bushido (insp)
Roronoa Zoro + The Seven Virtues Of Bushido (insp)
Roronoa Zoro + The Seven Virtues Of Bushido (insp)
Roronoa Zoro + The Seven Virtues Of Bushido (insp)
Roronoa Zoro + The Seven Virtues Of Bushido (insp)
Roronoa Zoro + The Seven Virtues Of Bushido (insp)

Roronoa Zoro + the seven virtues of Bushido (insp)


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8 years ago

Well that got the feels going…

Made by Shahan Reviews


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