LeRoy Neiman (American, 1921–2012)

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Woahhhh mama 😍😍😍😍😍🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪

so i've been playing a game

I don't think "having sex" is important. What's important is arachnid locomotion is controlled by a system of hydraulic compression

Men masturbate to shit that would be considered an actual fucking crime in literally any other context outside of porn and then act like that has no influence whatsoever on how they view and interact with women.

thank you for all the lovely reactions to my last fish post :‘)

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love that "number theory" and "linear algebra" sound like idiot math for babies

This is my church!!!!

holy shit y’all should watch this one, what an admirable person

im not a dick sucker but $0 is $0

well, you see, the thing is: (instead of finishing my sentence i curl up comfortably in bed and go to sleep