Oh…I Won’t Tell Him. But How Did He End Up Being That Bad? He’s An Angel. And Why’d You Let Me

When, though? I don’t remember being near you that day.

@warlocknottheantichristdowling look what I found! It was in the boot of my car!

I…that wasn’t even the point. But I guess since we’re talking about it, you were more of a mother than she ever was.

Ok, everyone please quit picking in Mom. He’s a very scary demon with the reputation to prove it.

We’ve been over this: I’m not your mother, she just paid me to take care of you because she’s…a busy woman.

*He hesitates* You didn’t come back after that…was Dad mad about it?

@warlocknottheantichristdowling look what I found! It was in the boot of my car!

*He nods and smiles. It’s not the teasing grin from earlier but more of an unsure smile like he’s thinking of doing something that might embarrass himself*

Ok. Just between you, me, and Dad.

Ok, everyone please quit picking in Mom. He’s a very scary demon with the reputation to prove it.

We’ve been over this: I’m not your mother, she just paid me to take care of you because she’s…a busy woman.

He nods. “That sounds good.” He takes a deep breath and closes his eyes, trying to think of something and bitting his lip when he finally settled on a memory. He takes another breath and holds his hand out, like he’s reaching for something, and tries to pull. He still has his eyes closed, but he can feel something coming.

*tackle hugs from behind then buries face in Crowley’s wings*

Wh—?! Oh, it’s you! Hello little lad.

I’m such aa ducking lightweight. I had less than a glass of wine and I’m drunk😂

*heavy sigh*.

OK, how can I help?

ABIGAIL WHAT THE FUCKING HELL HAPPENED TO DAD

I DON'T KNOW, OKAY? THE BOOKSHOP BLEW UP, WE'RE WORKING ON IT!

I just discovered Black Veil Brides and have been listening to ‘Bleeders’ on repeat for 2 days.

Oops

hehehe thanks for the spam @warlocknottheantichristdowling ily!!!!!!!!🥺🥺

Cool. How are you holding up, with Dad being…y’know.…?

Can we take names and kick ass after the Bookstore is fixed?

Gladly, kid. So gladly.