EVERYTHING IS CANCELLED WISH WENDY CORDUROY A HAPPY BIRTHDAY

I just wanna say I'm not purposefully trying to leave out Raul or any other ghoul character from previous games anytime I've made a post joking about Hancock and Cooper, because I feel like it looks way?

Hancock's just the only character from literally ANYTHING that I think and post about around 95% of the time. He absorbs majority of my brain capacity for anything else.

the dick artist that’s hoarding the black paint is the one who made the bean

happy 2025!!!!

Thank you so much!

Hi! I saw your post about the conservation and the NCCC, I wasnt sure if you would have an answer to my question but I figured I'd try. Do you think some time in either of these would help me get a job as a park or forest ranger

AmeriCorps NCCC Forest Corps specifically advertises that it is a partnership with the US Forest Service and that it offers an entry for young people to get into jobs in environmental conservation. While I don't know much about this or whether they specifically mean park or forest rangers, you can read more here: https://americorps.gov/serve/americorps/americorps-nccc/forest-corps

Alright, Bowser x Reader (Jack Black, of course)

Tiny Bowser is just a teeny little man and Reader, who is friends with Mario and Luigi, doesn’t really get the whole “Committed various war crimes” part. She treats Bowser like a pet, in a way. Like, she’s aware that he’s a sentient being, but he’s just so little.

Anyways, something happens and the mushroom wears off and instead of going for Peach, he goes for the one person that treated him like someone other than an evil overlord. Reader.

Cue Beauty and The Beast speedrun where Reader realizes that he’s still her little man

You know what I think is really cool about language (English in this case)? It’s the way you can express “I don’t know” without opening your mouth. All you have to do is hum a low note, a high note, then another lower note. The same goes for yes and no. Does anyone know what this is called?

Ford Imagine

Pairings: Stanford Pines x Reader Warnings: none! fluffy fluff!! Word Count: 335

Ford has been buried in research for days, barely taking a moment to rest. You’ve noticed the strain in his eyes and the weariness in his posture, so you decide it’s time to take care of him for a change.

One morning, while he’s still lost in his work, you quietly slip into the kitchen and start cooking up his favorite breakfast. You make sure to include all the little things he loves—crispy bacon, fluffy scrambled eggs, and a perfectly (okay, slightly burnt) brewed cup of coffee.

Once everything is ready, you carry the tray up to his study. Gently knocking on the door, you peek inside and see him hunched over his desk, deep in thought. His face lights up with surprise when he sees you standing there, holding a tray of food.

“Thought you could use a break,” you say with a smile, setting the tray down in front of him.

Ford looks at the meal, then back at you, his expression softening as he realizes how much effort you’ve put into this. “You didn’t have to do this,” he says, his voice touched with genuine appreciation.

“I wanted to,” you reply, pulling up a chair beside him. “You’ve been working so hard. It’s time someone took care of you for a change.”

As he takes a bite, you can see the tension slowly melt away from his shoulders. He leans back in his chair, finally allowing himself to relax, and gives you a grateful smile. “This is exactly what I needed,” he admits, reaching out to take your hand, placing a gentle kiss on the back of it. “Thank you.”

You spend the rest of the morning together, the stress of his work fading into the background as you chat, (kiss), laugh, and enjoy each other’s company.

By the time he’s finished eating, Ford looks at you with a warmth that makes your heart swell. “You always know how to make everything better,” he says softly, pulling you into a gentle embrace. (I JUST WANNA BE HIS LIL HOUSEWIFE IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR??)