Me: *gets Something From Starbucks For My Gf That I Think She'll Like But Am Not Sure Of And Surprises

You just KNOW that the entire class started talking and laughing as soon as that guy said "I have a question for you" because OF COURSE it's HIM who has a question

lil matt damon SNAPPED

Saving this for when I learn more about Celtic mythology

Celtic Mythological Creatures:

Fucked up little guy

Fucked up horse

Woman (dead)

Woman (Wet)

Woman (dead) (wet)

WIZARD

They will destroy nature and call it saving the planet.

one thing thing on this site that never fails to make me laugh is whenever someone goes "...you (or I), tumblruser [name], yada yada yada..." and the name is some wild shit you've never seen before but aren't at all surprised by

I feel like I've seen this show

Kindness is often mistaken for softness and let me tell you, friends….that is a mistake you don’t want to make. 

Kind people are not born that way, they do not stumble into it, kind people are forged in fire and darkness and imploding stars…they have steel cores. Throw a punch and you’re going to break your hand. 

And I thought Christmas in July was bad

There are 364 days till Christmas and people already have their Christmas lights up.

Unbelievable.

I started playing this, then got distracted and stopped. I later got in my car and this started playing instead of my music and it was glorious

“Everytime We Touch” with every second beat removed