Wallace, After Pulling A Charming Attractive Rich Boy Who's Also A Hoenn Champion

maybe i should mention something.

i'm ready getting kinda worried this isn't even gonna be able to work because of one stupid reason

i can see notifications on my messages and yet i don't see anything i can't click on it

getting kind of worried that i can't even answer asks thanks to my stupid ass phone

*sigh*

i'm trying to work it but if it doesn't work then it will be kind of awkward to have to shut this down so early

not sure what i'm supposed to do

sincerest apologies if it doesn't turn out right as we want it

doing something new i guess

so i thought of this for a bit

but i have decided to now open asks for both asking either me or wallace

like my head cannon version of him, i guess

i think would be a fun experiment and i'm really eager to do it

my plan is to eventually post a whole sort of guide of my head cannon wallace

and then you can ask him stuff

and i know how to people are probably commenting about my profile picture

i have a pretty old phone and it won't let me pick a profile picture i don't know why

sort of i won't bother getting that profile picture but i swear i'm a real person not a bot

so yeah you can ask me anything right now i don't particularly care i'll post my head cannons eventually

you can reblog what you think

my phone's a bitch

LOVEEE when i’m in the kitchen while someone else is cooking and they say “could you give that a stir for me?” brother. i would be HONORED to give that a stir for you

Diantha: Come on, Wallace. Nobody actually believes that Cynthia is in love with me.

Wallace, to the rest of the champions: Raise your hand if you think that Cynthia is hopelessly in love with Diantha.

Everybody raises their hand

Wallace: Cynthia, put your hand down.

Steven is short no objections accepted

Wallace can be supportive friend ofc but, well...

And no my pokemon brainrot is not stopping any time soon

Btw telegram stickers update will be available soon!

Found a post about this on The Web and after putting out the nice one where folks can chat and have a laugh, I'm now gonna put out the one that might inspire some more stimulating discussion:

it's like one of those "one's gotta go" posts on Twitter but anonymous unless you comment, so it's gonna be far more interesting to see what goes here

Current mood

bread feast

Wallace: I want a bf.

N: Do you mean best friend, boyfriend, or bread feast? Because you're being really vague here.

Team magma and team aqua's ideal will differ

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I'm curious, did you have any plans about that quite yet? What those ideals may be?

(also Abt the ship name - terminal runs off the tongue better than terminus or termination)

-clearza

to be honest i don't quite have an idea for team aqua yet

or team magma

the only thing i can say is that i am very much debating making it edgy

arceus help me, im gonna give innocent men trauma

about the ship name, I love it :>

How do I Date Local Professors?

you could do what i call the “Sycamore Strat” and create an immortality/death cult to give yourself an aura of suave mystery

btw mutuals every time i see yall in my notifs i do this motion as a means to express my joy at a mutual enjoyment of content

its instinctual at this point