W4stedpapercl1p - Wasted Paperclip

hellooooo tumblr i’m momentarily back from the dead to post Ride the Cyclone art what’s the haps

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

“There it is, there’s the plushie!” -Ranboo

i need a plush of this thing now

I had a dream last night that I was trying to translate something into Italian and I discovered that Google Translate had added several languages that weren't,,, actually languages?

Like they had one called 'Neurotypical' that took cryptic double-meanings and made them straight-forward, and they had one called 'Corporate' that translated bureaucratic bullshit into plain words, but the one that I remember most clearly was called 'Passive-Aggressive Asshole,' and it looked like this -

In the dream I also put in "You're so welcome" and it translated it to "You'd better be grateful, you fuck."

how athena everybody feels listening to telemachus in "we'll be fine"

i was….. monique gibeau :) in post war france,,

Not a mad scientist?

There is no such thing as a non-mad scientist Donatello.

There is, indeed, a part 2 to this, Here

As a celebration of this post ofc 🍾

The difference between Epic Hermes and PJO Hermes will never not be funny

NONONO ITS NOT JUST YOU IM LITERALLY OBSESSED WITH THIS MOVIE I LAY AWAKE AT NIGHT THINKING ABOUT IT I CANNOT PUT INTO WORDS THE AMOUNT OF LOVE I HAVE FOR THE SCARLET PIMPERNEL

i wanna start fandom posting about the scarlet pimpernel so bad but im like. embarassed. because i'm pretty sure its just me

am i wrong