Once in a DND campaign we fought Greed, and after that fight I left the area whilst the rest of party attempted to take the "treasure". They ended up fighting Greed again and I was outside watching my pet duck swim in fucking lava.
Party: *Screaming whilst fighting a physical version of a sin*
Me outside: Must've been the wind
Straight and cis people will say that they are allies, but you will NEVER measure up to my dentist.
Me: "Hey, is it ok if I can change my name on my info from [DEADNAME] to Sai?"
Random woman that I wasn't even talking to in the chair next to me: "Honey, if that's the name you had at birth, [DEADNAME] is your only name."
My dentist, very slowly turning her rolley chair towards the woman: "Shush."
Random woman: "Excuse me?"
Destist: *closes privacy curtain while staring bullets at the lady*
Me: *pissing myself laughing*
My dentist while changing my name in my info (reminder that English is not her first language, she immigrated from Russia): "There, Sai, you have pretty boy teeth. Smile and make all girls swoon."
Me not having the heart to tell her I'm not transmasc but I'm Agender, and still pissing myself laughing: "Thank you [DENTIST NAME]."
did y’all also get toxic yuri vibes between Jane and Sasha or was that just me being gay again?
Hey here's a reminder that you're allowed to publish unfinished fics and snippets of fics that you're never going to continue and you're allowed to abandon WIPs and you're allowed to orphan unfinished fics and ficlet collections and you never have to finish a single fic if you don't want to.
And there will always be someone who reads that unfinished work and is happy with it and feels glad that they read it even if it's never continued.
cunt4cunt is a very underrepresented ship dynamic and i am here to do my part o7
If you see me staring off into nothing, don't worry bout it. The voices got me, I'll be fine.
Get me a man who would kill anyone who even thinks about harming his wife.
When you are unemployed, mysterious voices will tell you to "become a youtuber" but you must remind yourself that it's probably the amulet talking. The amulet you found last week, near the park. It has given you good advice so far, but there is always a line that you shouldn't cross.
"I'm dying to feel alive" felt and I don't even know the song.
Helen should know jons trans before she does. And she should dress her up and jon should lean into her touch while grumbling that this is stupid like she's not trembling with fear that she'll hate what she sees even more that'll it'll be proof this horrible Thing in her chest is just never going away. And then she looks in the mirror and sees herself and she has to lie down for twenty years. That is all.
Love how his father only married after he started dying.
I am going to read Frankenstein by Mary Shelley today. I am kind of looking forward to it. Will be updating with my thoughts on things if there are any.