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Just finished reading Book of Bill. Upcoming spoilers:

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I did NOT expect to see Stanford shirtless.

UPDATE: I think Bill is after me. Had the worst nightmare after MONTHS of dreamless rest. Gonna read Journal 3 for some help, wish me luck fellow Gravity Falls fans. Ad astra per aspera! -M

Goddamn I want my birthday to be here already, literally gotta wait until like near the end of July for it... sigh 😞

You guys remember when I was procrastinating over the idea of Bill Cipher actually existing and haunting me because I had the journal, right? And how I stopped posting much about the incidents because they stopped occurring after a month, right??

WHAT THE FUCK.

THE INSIDE IS COMPLETELY ROTTEN. I ALMOST ATE THAT. WHAT RHE FUCK. How do I ward this triangular asshole away from me? WHAT WOULD FORD DO IF BILL WAS POTENTIALLY FUCKING EVERYTHING UP FOR HIM??

He's fine, I didn't actually cook him! No Stanfords were hurt making this photo!

Stanford Pines? More like Pan Fried Pines

After reading the entirety of The Book of Bill, including the lost Journal 3 pages, I HATE Billford. I *HATE* THE SHIP WITH EVERY SINGLE FIBER OF MY BODY. WITH EACH INDIVIDUAL LITTLE ATOM AND MOLECULE IN MY BARE BEING, RELEVANT AND IRRELEVANT, THE MERE THOUGHT- THE MERE *IDEA* OF BILLFORD'S EXISTENCE- MAKES MY BLOOD **BOIL** LIKE A STEAMING HOT CUP OF TEA.

‼TW: SPOILERS‼

Bill mentally, physically, & psychologically tortured Ford. When Bill was possessing his body when he was asleep, he physically HARMED Ford by scraping and slamming his knuckles against the metal doors leading into his laboratory. He almost THREW HIM OFF THE ROOF OF THE DAMN SHACK. "Omg toxic yaoi!!!! Literally exes!!!!! 😍🤭" That is not 'toxic yaoi', that is an abusive relationship between an insane thousand year old demon and his victim. Quit romanticizing abuse.

"WILLOW YOU'RE JUST BEING DRAMATIC, EVERY FANDOM HAS THESE PROBLEMS!!!! QUIT WHINING ABOUT IT YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP 😡" That doesn't excuse it though, it's still a disgusting ship and should rot in Hell with Billdip, Mabill, Fordstan, Mabdip, Gideonabel, Stanbill, Stanbel, Standip, and etcetera. If ANYONE I know interacts with posts involving these ships I named *positively* (keyword: positively), you will be blocked ON SIGHT. Absolutely NO hesitation whatsoever. /srs I pray to the gods above & below that this reaches the right people...

Hope this helps!!!!! ☺️💕

FYM THE BARFING GNOME GETS A DOORABLES FIGURINE BUT FORD DOESN'T? Look I get it, the barfing gnome is a funny joke that the fandom enjoys, BUT GIVE MY HUSBAND THE SPOTLIGHT GODDAMNIT— THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED WITH HIS SCREENTIME TOO 😞

He's a major part of the lore, he's an INCREDIBLY BUILT character (imo because some might disagree but idc), he's ADORABLE (again, imo), AND HOW ARE YOU GONNA HAVE STAN MERCH BUT NOT HAVE FORD MERCH? THEY'RE TWINS, YOU CAN'T JUST HAVE ONE HALF OF A PAIR AND SHOVE ROBBIE OR GIDEON OR THAT FUCKASS BARFING GNOME IN THE OTHER HALF'S PLACE. It's just not right! You can't have Stan without Ford, and you can't have Ford without Stan.

End of my rant... maybe.

Holy smokes, it's Stan and Ford's birthday today! How awesome!

Took my Ford plushie out on a walk today, gave him jellybeans, and read his journal a total of 5 times tonight! Wowzers!! :0

Happy birthday to the grunkles ever <3

GUYS I ACCIDENTALLY SENT A YAP SESSION TO A ARTIST WHO CREATED A CHARACTER I REALLY LIKE AS AN ASK AND DIDN'T EVEN MAKE IT ANONYMOUS, I'M COOKED 😭