Steven: Do You Wanna See How Rude I Am?

Dave: God doesn't make anyone ugly!Lars: Aw, thanks!

Dave: but who the hell made you?

Lars:

Lars: *kicks him out of the band*

Hello!!!! This is my Tumblr? Where I'm supposed to post silly things abt whatever. Anyways, here's something for you to know me better ;)

I'm jester!!! I don't have a name. Just jester. An aquarius, ENTP and Hufflepuff jester who wants nothing but to have a good time here and maybe make you spend one too!!

I'm into metal and hard rock, my fav bands being Megadeth, Mötley Crüe and Guns n' Roses, I'm also a Potterhead but focused on the marauders era. I'm into a loooooot of fandoms so I won't specialize in just one of them. Here's some of them so you can have an idea:

Marauders

Saint Seiya

Megadeth

Guns n' Roses

Creepypastas

Bungo Stray Dogs

The Mentalist

Clowns (Pierrot, mime, jester, etc)

The Portrait Of Dorian Gray

Have a good time!!!! (English is not my first language)

Psychiatrist: I think you may have PTSD

Axl: Yeah

Axl: A Prolific Talent for Sucking Di-

Psychiatrist: And we also need to talk about your humor as a coping mechanism

Shaka: JUST BECAUSE YOU CONFUSE ME SEXUALLY DOESN'T MEAN I FEEL THREATENED BY YOU

Mū:

Chibi Kanon bc I absolutely love him 🌹💕💕

Me and the bitches:

Junior: Time to rise and shine! The sun is already out

Dave: Tf you want me to do? Photosynthesis?

I just hate how Sirius in the fanon is now just a plain Twink 😭😭 like bruh- it was an amazing character before 2021! Now it's just smol Sirius Blackie who needs Big Alpha Remus Lupin to protect him. Back in the time this guy was a rude punk rocker, sure with issues but that's what made the character cool! Now they added too much head cannon. And also Remus! He was this worm book and now he's a male alpha with all the bitches behind him

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But I still love some fanfics and fanarts-

Jester ★

Chibi Milo bc I absolutely love him too 💕💕

SEGA WTF WITH MIZU5??????

Anyway, hear me out, i need an Akito focus where after he suprass RAD weekend he starts preasuring himself more and more to the point he stops eating and all of that with the sole purpose of getting better to be "worthy" of standing next to his partners' side and he gets that so bad that he literally passes out due exhaustion

All of us after Mizu5: