Why Is It That Bananas Taste So Weird These Days? Today I Ate A Banana And It Just Tasted Wrong.

Wdym you don’t own to two silver chandeliers gifted to you by a bishop because you stole his silverware

I want one of those scenes in a dude bro film where “tomboy” chick has to wear a dress to go undercover or whatever, but instead of the guys drooling as she walks down the stairs, they’re like “k. U need to stop. Go put the cargo pants back on. You look super uncomfortable and awkward in that. Brutus, you go be the fake prostitute.”

1.Grundbaustein des Lebens

2.Französisch für rote Nuss

3.Körperteil, einst Längenmaß

here another riddle for anyone interested

of course you have blood all over you. and pronouns

reblog if you’re a safe place for:

lesbian

gay

bisexual

transgender

queer

pansexual

demisexual

ace

hopeless romantics

cis-men

cis-women

non binary folks

the whole spectrum etc…

follow everyone who reblogs ;)

rb to have a super gay 2023

Thinking about... Grieving the undead.

Reblog if I am allowed to start conversations with you(be warned I'm cringe an annoying)