I’M WATCHING HOUSE WITH MY MOM AND WERE ALMOST ON HOUSES HEAD/WILSONS HEART SEND HELP

I love this photoshoot they’re so stupid

want more juice but i drinked it all. this is, i cannot stress this enough, utterly fucked

google i hate to break it to you but this is a man.

there should have been an episode of House M.D. where the cast go to a theme park for plot reasons and then it's half a montage of them going on rides and half some random medical mystery unfolding at the park

COME ON PEOPLE THE OLD MEN ARE BETTER

THE SWIMMING PIC HAS ME SOBBING 😭😭

You're not my friends, Foreman says as he casually calls Cameron and Chase for hangouts.

I don't even like you guys, Foreman declares as they hang out at the nurses station, gossipping about House & getting support with his latest case.

We're colleagues with backstory and beef, he explains as they get tacos.

Chase: today is Tuesday, the day i tell you that I like you, I like you :)

Cameron: oh my god this fkn loser likes me 🙄 I'm not sleeping with you.

classification aus are so silly to me,, legally pronounced baby

truly nothing about house md prepares you for wilson. he's fucking insane. he's been divorced three times. he's the only person who can scheme just as well as house. he gives a patient his own liver bc he felt bad for him - a patient who didn't even know wilson's name. btw. he noticed a patient had depression bc he never mentioned his grandkids. he starred in a porno. he dosed house with antidepressants for several weeks. he allowed his boybestie and his gf to share custody of him and didn't even try to stop it. house told him to buy a piece of furniture that represented who he was, and he bought a $4000+ organ for house. he was gonna torpedo his career to talk abt euthanasia bc one of his patients suffered longer than he had to. he let house move into his 1 bed apartment bc his therapist thought it'd be a good idea. this man would do anything for anybody if they let him. he'd fucking quit his job to save a snail off the sidewalk. bro is not normal in the slightest