Hey Lovely! I Don't Know If I Ever Told You This, But I Am A Makeup Artist In Training And I Would Love

Things to know about me:

Ben Barnes can fuck me up on any holy day

Finding each other in every universe

Darkling:

Me automatically:

Me: “Hmmm I think I have enough fandoms and people to love , I will not fall for anyone else “

Benedict Cumberbatch walking into my life , ready to take a piece of my heart:

I just like my men who look a lot like Roman Sionis and Danny Torrance is that too much to ask for?

—Leigh Bardugo, Six of Crows

So I know Hannah Montana ended nearly a decade ago…

However, it was pretty much my favorite Disney series growing up. I mean you have Miley Cyrus leading a double life as a pop star and get to see her sing/perform in every episode…talk about a gold mine! And don’t even get me started on the many CDs that came with music from the series. But besides the music and the joy that is young, teenage, star-eyed Miley Cyrus…one other thing that was a huge part of my, and the childhoods of many others, was the agonizing decision that agonizing choice for our young children Miley Stewart: Jake or Jesse. Now if anyone was a hardcore Hannah Montana stan like I was, you would also know the agony that was “He Could Be The One: Part 1 and 2”. To this day, I’m still mad at Miley for picking Jake when he went on to cheat on her and she ended up with Jesse by the end of that season!! Anyways, through my anguish and ranting, I thought of something that made me even more upset with the series’ choices than this: the lack of correlation between the show and the movie. Hannah Montana: The Movie came out at some point in the middle of the 3rd season. And there was 30 episodes in that season and it alone went from 2008 to 2010 so you would think that there was plenty of space to at least MENTION the events that took place in the movie. Ngl…I probably wouldn’t have a problem with the whole movie/show thing if it weren’t for two words: TRAVIS BRODY. Played by Lucas Till, Travis was Miley’s love interest in the movie. You can basically say they were childhood sweethearts for he had a crush on her when they were kids and would always spend her time with her. He even had a nickname for her that will forever be in our hearts: Smiley Miley😍. However, Travis was not only JUST a love interest, he was a big part of Miley’s life as both Miley Stewart and Hannah Montana. This is because he caused her to reveal her identity for the first time to the people of her hometown of Crowley Corners. This was a big huge milestone for Miley and it was all because of Travis. He helped her establish her true self that was behind the popstar, for she began to lose her way, and it became a humbling situation. He even was the inspiration for the childhood classic we have today that is “The Climb”. And for these reasons is why I am still upset for the lack of “Hannah Montana: The Movie” in “Hannah Montana” the show. I don’t care I’m Team Travis til the day I die!!!

imagine the kaz x darkling faceoff but its like, a wild west thing

darkling: theres only room for one little emo boy in this here town

kaz: you think you can out-emo me? My mother is Ketterdam. She birthed me in the harbor. My father is profit. I honor him daily. You are nothing but an Old Man.

*music intensifies as they glare at each other*

and then they walk ten paces away, close their eyes and count to ten or whatever people do and kaz walks up behind him while he's still counting and whacks him with his cane

— AND YOU MASTER, WHAT DOES YOUR HEART TELL YOU YOU’RE MEANT FOR? — INFINITE SADNESS

American Psycho Directed by Mary Harron (2000)