thunderbolts omegaverse thoughts
john - omega (in a bottom way)
yelena - omega (in a caretaker way)
ava - beta
alexei - omega (literally gave birth to yelena)
bucky - omega (idk i just want him to be)
bob - alpha (in a fucked up way)
one must imagine sisyphus grinding his penis on the rock, moaning wantonly
!!!!!!! FISH ACCOUNT SAID ACE RIGHTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(also, no matter what your opinion of ace people are, they still deserve to be treated like people, ya know)
he’s like if they had a baby
achilles and patroclus / andromache and hector / odysseus and penelope
let me set the scene
it’s 1am
raining
i’m eating my cucumber with a slice of salami
The highest position in the academy of warlocks and wizardry is not the headmaster, nor is it the wise sage. You are the librarian, tasked with protecting and regulating the vast and powerful knowledge contained in the many grimoires at your disposal. Describe how you claim a late fee on “The Tome of Curses and Blessings” one of the most dangerous and versatile magics.
regulus: care to explain what happened pour moi?
james: uh- oui oui, so i had a little too much café on an empty túmmy, so i had a - how do you say - panique attaque.
i will take out my rage at the world by writing omegaverse fanfiction