I'm Scared Of Therapists For The Same Reason I Never Tell The Doctor I'm Asexual When She Asks If I've

"why does Captain America call you babygirl?"

Hear me out !

Regulus as Sasuke Uchiha and Sirius as Itachi Uchiha. Maybe is just me. But imagine a marauders x naruto universe.

i always see people look at jayvik and go “omg he’s so hot you know all his classmates had crushes on him” LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER! WRONG!

literally everyone at the academy didn’t wanna talk to jayce because he constantly had that energy of “autistic guy who REALLY wants to tell you about his special interest” but because his special interest was illegal he would just never mention it and instead stand in the corner at parties and if you tried to talk to him he wouldn’t respond properly because he’s busy thinking of hextech, but again, illegal, so he just wouldn’t pay attention to you and if you asked why he would stare blankly at you and say “huh? oh sorry continue”

viktor is even WORSE at parties but his lack of bitches was more due to classism and not personality defects. despite that, when jayce and viktor got together everyone at the academy breathed a collective sigh of relief that their two least eligible bachelors were finally taken OFF the market for good, and only at the price of like 2 explosions

So 286 without context

calcified heart spell 💎

a spell to protect your emotions // hold weak moments until they can be private

💎 gather: clay, a bruised peach, eggshell, rose, and sea salt

💎 grind the eggshell, rose, and sea salt together. mix with the clay

💎 take the pit out of the peach to keep as a charm.

💎 cover the peach with the clay, then bury the peach.

💎 your heart will be protected, but it will still be soft on the inside.

just jimin & jungkook lost in their own world, as usual

+ how much y’all wanna bet they watch haikyuu together?

my favorite trope: enemies to lovers but one of them kills the other before they get there

Any idiot can like something thats good. It takes a real genius to like things that suck ass