And Right There, My Heart Started Beating For Kai..

The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.'

The other night I was invited out for a night with the ‘girls.’ I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!’ Well, the hours passed and the drinks went down way too easily.

Around 3 a.m., a bit pissed, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.

I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed… 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos MIDNIGHT!)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT’… he didn’t seem pissed off in the least.

Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.’

When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh shit.’ Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.

“Bunnies flop over when they feel completely safe beside their protectors”

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No it is a dark/deep blue shirt, with buttons I think. It is a bit old video, if I remember correctly

Rina, i dont know if you can help me with this or maybe your followers. But i have this thing stuck in my head. It is an EXO performance, but the only thing i remember from it is, that suho was wearing Black Pants, a Blue shirt, Maybe a white t-shirt under neath and he has dark hair in the video. It is a Live performance.. Do you or any of your followers, might, remember or know what this permance is? :-D

…… I don’t know, honestly??? I’ll try and see whether I’ll find it, but for now

DO ANY OF Y’ALL KNOW OF THIS PERFORMANCE?

Coming into a fandom late

Jaehyun: [ does dumb shit ]

Taeyong, in the background:

friendly reminder that this video of kim mingyu exists

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So I’m staying at a friend’s house in Boston

And in their guest room is a door.

And my first thought was closet. Just an ordinary, tiny, New England closet.

But no!

There are STAIRS in that closet!

Now where do those stairs go, you may ask?

Up to the black void attic of course.

But you know, it doesn’t seem to end there.

Because for reasons no one seems to know, this door deadbolts from inside. There’s nothing but a black void up there. Why must it lock on that side of it???

Of course, it was then that I spotted something else.

Why yes, those ARE scratch marks on the inside of the door. Which, one might think dog because they’re so low on the door (only a third of the way up).

But you know, this wouldn’t be fun if that was all there was.

That deadbolt has scratches all around it too.

Funzies!

Because guess what.

That deadbolt is five feet off the ground. And there is no dog in this house tall enough to reach it.

Pretty sure I just entered a horror film.

😍 so handsome

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fucks sake