You Know, I Am Not Gonna Sit By And Watch This Gay Shit Happen. Actually, That’s Exactly What I’m

If anyone is interested in learning some Korean ! Here you go !

Peacock taking off in slowmo

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Bias Tag

Tagged by: @multifandom-hoes

Rules: Tag 10 biases and tag 10 followers

1.Choi Minho

2. Min Yoongi

3. Kris Wu

4. Hyuk - Vixx

5. Top - Big Bang

6. Xiumin, Lay, Suho, Sehun

7. Jinyoung - B1A4

8. Ultimate adorableness - Pentagon

9. Simon D

10. Daesung, J-Hope, Peniel, Yoon DooJoon, Winner.

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whats ur filthiest fantasy?

That someone actually stays in my life and loves me unconditionally lmao

I laughed way too hard at this

S/O to all the princesses who just want their hair pulled, ass smacked, and to be called baby girl

Hilda by Duane Bryers

The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.'

The other night I was invited out for a night with the ‘girls.’ I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!’ Well, the hours passed and the drinks went down way too easily.

Around 3 a.m., a bit pissed, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.

I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed… 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos MIDNIGHT!)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT’… he didn’t seem pissed off in the least.

Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.’

When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh shit.’ Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.