[2024 Eurovision] Switzerland: I did something queer and dramatic with high notes. Austria: *glares* Switzerland: …Do you have a problem? Austria: No. [2025 Eurovision] Switzerland: Austria: Switzerland: You literally copied my entire Eurovision vibe. Austria: I improved it. Liechtenstein: God, I wish I could sing sapphic love too. Hungary: I’m begging you two to just kiss already. Italy: 🇪🇺✨
me, in the corner, clutching my Edelweiss ship like a rosary: ✨ the hills are alive with the sound of homosexual yearning ✨
My Future
I’m a history professor at some prestigious private college with an extensive history
All of my students are terrified of me but they love me anyway
I keep an apple on my desk just to let it slowly decay
I own a human skull that also sits on my desk
They’re too nervous to ask if it’s real or where i got it
I bring baked goods to my 8 AM classes because i stress bake and i’m constantly stressed
i wear a poachers coat with elbow patches and occasionally pull a huge book out of my pocket and sit down to read it
I let myself age and don’t become one of those people who cope by making age jokes
i emotionally bully the bigots and racists in my class through well structured debate and in the margins of their assignments
i push my students to do their best and don’t give them any allowances
i’m banging the english professor
I love him
Pd. In my HC Roderich never meet his real mother and when Roma adopted him, Mom Greece fell in love with this little ball of happiness.
Fucking gay since birth
'slut era' but it's literally just Francis having a bubble bath, a glass of wine on his hand and on the other is a book
Couldn't care less about football but whatever turned into hetalia is funny so based on yesterday's results...
If it's okay,could l ask for a picture about Switzerland×Austria?Hopefully it will not be tiring(づ ●─● )づThanks!! Besides,I really like your painting styles~
Ah it’s not tiring because I already did one. ^^
“You should have come with me.“
I love these kids