THE ABSOLUTE CURSE OF MY EXISTENCE.

happy 20th birthday to cinema

I’m brain rotting cass and stephanie and after incessantly drawing them in their vigilante gear, I needed some fluff for my brain.

They’re the girlfriendest of girlfriends, I’m so normal about them.

imagine you’re going on an adventure with the person you love most in the whole world. but every step you take to get closer to the end drains him and there’s nothing you can do to help, not really. you can’t take the weight off his shoulders. more than anything, you want to protect him, but even that becomes more difficult with each passing day. so instead you try to comfort him. you hold his hand through the day and him through the night. he wakes up in your arms and, for a moment, forgets everything else. also gollum is there

cannot cope with this figure 

TUMBLR SEXYREMATCH POLL MASTERPOST

I'll update this as the rounds progress.

ROUND ONE:

Lewis Pepper (Mystery Skulls Animated) vs. Professor Venomous (OK KO) WINNER: LEWIS

Guzma (Pokémon) vs. Bill Cipher (Gravity Falls) WINNER: BILL

The Warden (Superjail) vs. Almond Cookie (Cookie Run) WINNER: ALMOND COOKIE

The Once-ler (The Lorax (2012)) vs. Megamind (Megamind) WINNER: MEGAMIND

Sans (Undertale) vs. Junkrat (Overwatch) WINNER: SANS

Tony the Talking Clock (Don't Hug Me I'm Scared) vs. Black Hat (Villainous) WINNER: TONY

King Dice (Cuphead) vs. Raymond (Animal Crossing) WINNER: RAYMOND

Wheatley (Portal 2) vs. Doc Ock (Marvel) WINNER: WHEATLEY

Nagito Komaeda (Danganronpa) vs. Dr. Habit (Smile for Me) WINNER: KOMAEDA

Cecil Gershwin Palmer (Welcome to Night Vale) vs. Slenderman (???) WINNER: CECIL

Jack Skellington (the Nightmare Before Christmas) vs. Turbo (Wreck-It Ralph) WINNER: JACK

Ingo (Pokémon) vs. Bruno Madrigal (Encanto) WINNER: INGO

Purple Guy/William Afton (Five Nights at Freddy's) vs. Spamton (Deltarune) WINNER: SPAMTON

Alastor (Hazbin Hotel) vs. Loki (Marvel) WINNER: LOKI

Arataka Reigen (Mob Psycho 100) vs. Beetlejuice (Beetlejuice (all versions)) WINNER: REIGEN

Herobrine (Minecraft) vs. Benr(e)y (Half Life VR but the AI is Self-Aware) WINNER: HEROBRINE

ROUND TWO:

NOTE: Starting round 2, I'm ditching the bracket and opting for randomized matchups. The left side will stay on the left and the right will stay on the right, but otherwise it'll be shuffled.

Wheatley (Portal 2) vs. Lewis Pepper (Mystery Skulls Animated)

Bill Cipher (Gravity Falls) vs. Raymond (Animal Crossing)

Tony the Talking Clock (Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared) vs. Almond Cookie (Cookie Run)

Sans (Undertale) vs. Megamind (Megamind)

Loki (Marvel) vs. Nagito Komaeda (Danganronpa)

Cecil Gershwin Palmer (Welcome to Night Vale) vs. Herobrine (Minecraft)

Ingo (Pokémon) vs. Jack Skellington (the Nightmare Before Christmas)

Arataka Reigen (Mob Psycho 100) vs. Spamton (Deltarune)

REVIVAL ROUND: The Once-ler (The Lorax (2012)) vs. King Dice (Cuphead)

I started young justice I sure hope nothing bad happens to a certain redhead

Guess who went back to the DC brainrot instead of studying ;)

Dick and Tim sibling shenanigans, breathe my way and ill draw Jason.

Richard Grayson, my dearest oldest sibling, they could never make me hate you

I think everyone would benefit from giving laughter more freely. Let yourself be easily amused. Laugh with your whole body. Throw your head back and shriek and cackle and snicker. Get Silly. Find humor wherever you can, even in embarrassing or unfortunate situations. Especially in embarrassing or unfortunate situations. Laugh at yourself. Everything is stupid and ridiculous so why not have a good time about it.

I think Jason Todd should be 6’ 3” so that’s he’s exactly 1 inch taller than Bruce and he gets to forever lord that over him.

Ed and Winry think they’re so slick but everyone just acts like they don’t notice in front of them. Coincidentally, this is the same thing that happened to Roy and Riza when they started dating.

Roy and riza are parents (involuntarily), and they act as such. No one can convince me otherwise