I Literally Have No Reason To Be Inactive On My Brand New Tumblr What Am I Doing. I Am But A Little Fool,

GUYS SERIOUSLY WHERE IS THE CLOWN

GUYS.

THIS IS WHAT I GOT.

LOOK AT THEM. LOOK. AT THEM.

THEY'RE PART OF THE FAMILY CRAMBIDAE. AND YOU KNOW WHAT CATEGORY CRAMBIDAE FALLS INTO????

SNOUT MOTH

i did not know before this post how much i needed snout moths in my life, this changes everything ever forever i love them so much what the hell do they even use them for im going to design a snoutmoth oc immediately.

What if when we were born we were each assigned a Wikipedia page like a social security number would that be fucked up or what

if i ever follow anyone thats like. horrible or racist or smth. please tell me i probably just didn't notice and followed for the art, that's usually what i'm doing and i'm not always doing a thorough background check

i consumed the totk tag so hard tumblr is telling me to go to bed by taking away my ability to follow anyone else....

FOUND YA

AYOO

Housefish time !! So Koeki, y'all remember Koeki, he's most of what i post, He uh. He's a little different now. To severely summarize things, our party in D&D encountered a False Hydra called The House. Essentially a ginormous structure floating through the sea acting as the shell for its fleshy interior that, of course, through typical False Hydra illusions, makes itself look like a cozy, if labyrinthine home that you really want to stay in! And it offers you such nice food and such a nice bed and oh you want to stay and oh the food definitely wasn't house flesh what are you talking about So yeah, um. Koeki got offered some food (it was raw meat, triggering Fisho to go crazy on it (context in last post)), but it interacted weirdly with his curse, causing him to inherit some of The House's attributes. (We then killed The House) So yeah my silly little fish is classified as an aberration now! What fun. Oh, what a silly campaign we have..... i might post about it some in the future. We shall see.

oh my god finally tumblr forced me to relog on my laptop after i figured out i could follow people on mobile on my phone and now it's working again for some reason while it was bugged it claimed i was following 5,000 people exactly, but now it's dropped down to 4.977... which worries me a little, but we'll deal with that when i get that count back up. now i can finally close all those hundreds of tabs i opened specifically to store cool users to follow once my tumblr started functioning again

yknow, following thousands of artists for a constant stream of good content to peruse at my leisure has been working out great but theres recently been this peculiar trend where i keep accidentally following people's nsfw accounts. this is a problem not only because my 18th birthday is in 3 months and not Right Now, but also because i am an asexual. so when i'm confronted with unsolicited bazongas i'm less thinking "oh sweet," more somewhere in the ballpark of "godd%mnit, not again >:("

hell, i've followed so many people i forget who all my mutuals are

hey does anyone have that reaction strip that looks like this