*aggressively Likes*

[Constellation Bored Anarchist would like a video of the cute cats fighting!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist explains that they missed the cat fight becuase they were busy losing a child support case!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' beams]

[of course! Cats are adorable aren't they? (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sent a video]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is crying]

[I'm not lying!]

[I'm not a liar!]

[wwahhh...]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is spiralling]

[...not lying...not lying...]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 200 coins]

[I just heard about the kiss and eeeeeek- it's sooo cute! (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is squealing and kicking their feet like a schoolgirl]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is excitedly asking when will the wedding be]

(His face goes bright red.)

Wedding?? There will be no wedding-

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' beamed]

[you're welcome! ✧ (◍˃̶ᗜ˂̶◍)✩]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' started humming happily while cuddling closer to you and giving you headpats]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 200 coins]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is looking at you with sparkling eyes]

[oh my god plushie dokja Σ>―(〃°ω°〃)♡→]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' had picked you up and started cuddling with you]

[so soft so cute (⑉• •⑉)♡]

(The squid is waving his little tentacles.)

I'm not cute-

(Squid Plushie: 9!)

Someone should make a fanfic about this I would eat it tf up

Beacrox:*creates a spicy dish at Cales request(because Cale missed eating spicy things T^T)*

Cale:*tries it*hmmmm…. It’s good, but it could use some more spice.

Beacrox:*utter confusion* …yes young master-nim. *thinking that Cale might be insane because this is the spiciest dish he’s ever been in the presence of*

Beacrox:*adds more spice anyways because he’s so confused*

Cale: still needs more spice.

Beacrox:*worried confusion intensifies*

Beacrox:*adds more spice*

Cale: perfect.

Beacrox:*more worried confusion*

Later- *Beacrox enlists Eruhabens help to summon the whole Cale-nim protection squad*

Cale:*is summoned to his fathers office to find perhaps every person he’s ever met standing there with Choi Han looking perhaps as confused as he is*

Deruth: Son… are you feeling alright?

Cale:…yes…? What is this for..?

Beacrox:*puts the spicy dish on the desk*

Alberu: Dongsaeng, this is an intervention.

Deruth: we think something might be wrong with your taste buds.

Cale: huh? It’s not even that spicy? Try it if you don’t believe me?

Everyone in the room: *tries it and immediately starts dying(-Choi Han)*

Deruth: Dear God! That could kill a small cat!

Ohn: as a small cat, I can confirm, eating any more of that would kill me.

Cale: Oh come on! It isn’t that spicy!

Everyone:*confusion*

Choi Han:…

Choi Han:… it isn’t that bad…

Everyone:*appalled*

Alberu: You two are fucking anomalies. This is not something a human, or any race for that matter, can consume without horrible difficulty.

Cale:*walks over to the dish*

Cale:*eats the rest of it to not let it go to waste because it really does have the perfect amount of spice*

Everyone:*in utter terror as Cale shows zero reaction*

Alberu: I am terrified of you.

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' exclaimed "vanilla cream cake!" excitedly]

[and some hot coco would be nice too! ✧ (◍˃̶ᗜ˂̶◍)✩]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 200 coins]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' heard that you went on a cafe date with another constellation]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' wants you to go on a date with them too!]

(He blinks before shrugging.)

Sure, I guess everyone's going out with me.. Where did you want to go?

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sweatdropped]

[he's fine! ...physically maybe a bit traumatized? I killed one of the tomatoes tho! But I think that might have traumatized him a littttle bit further? (・・。)ゞ]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 200 coins]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is giggling]

[did you know? The other Incarnation 'Kim Dokja' got chased by 2 sentient tomatoes wearing chinese dress and garter belts ⁽⁽ (๑˃̶͈̀ ᗨ ˂̶͈́) ⁾⁾]

(He grimaces at the thought.)

That.. sounds terrible, I hope he's okay-

Gin bunny but how does her mask work o(⁠・.・)o?

Love her 💗🌸

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is frustrated]

[I'm not lying...]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is crying]

[wwahhh... Not lying]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is frustrated]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is frustrated]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is frustrated]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is trembling]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is trembling in frustration]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is crying]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 200 coins]

[I just heard about the kiss and eeeeeek- it's sooo cute! (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is squealing and kicking their feet like a schoolgirl]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is excitedly asking when will the wedding be]

(His face goes bright red.)

Wedding?? There will be no wedding-

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' thinks that that seems cool!]

*arrives with a box of tiny cakes*

...?

Are these poisoned?

[A different tomato dressed in Chinese dress and garter belt is glaring at constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader']

it's different! we're meant to be eaten by kim dokja, so unless you cook my friend and feed it to kim-

wait no. get away from me, i just want to be eaten by that guy!!

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' pouted]

[but Incarnation 'Kim Dokja' doesn't like tomatoes tho ( っ`-´c)]

[ah! get back here I want to make tomato soup! 三っ•̀.̫•́)っ]