I'm Surprised That Cale's Weak Ass Noodle Arms Are Strong Enough To Hold Him

Someone should write a fic about this

Ill post this au( inspired by tweet above) i started on my twt on Tumblr too

First part

more comic panels below

Second part

Third part

Fourth part

Shenanigans side extra

this is currently an ongoing series, if this does well here, I will continue posting these in bulk (～￣▽￣)～

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Alien stage

Instead of

Kiss kiss fall in love

We got

Kiss kiss Ivan's dead

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is confused]

[I have what about it? (?・・)σ]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 200 coins]

[I just heard about the kiss and eeeeeek- it's sooo cute! (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is squealing and kicking their feet like a schoolgirl]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is excitedly asking when will the wedding be]

(His face goes bright red.)

Wedding?? There will be no wedding-

Is it weird to have a dream about getting sexually assaulted by your dad and you tell your mom but she just laughs it off even when you show her evidence your lost and confused on what to do only to wake up in your bed and look down at your neck only to realize the hickeys are still there you threatened to tell the authorities and your parents started yelling and crying about how you can't do this to them they tried to chase you and you hid away on a tall place in your room and they attempt to swipe you down with the long stick thing that people use to hang their clothes and you tried to smack it away only for the pain of smacking your hand into the wall to wake you up back into the real world were none of this happened

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' agrees to the suggestion but is a bit unsure about the drink]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is looking at you!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is asking if you would like to make a meal together!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is surprised!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is a bit nervous]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' accepted the invitation]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' doesn't seem to hear you]

[...not lying...not lying...not lying...not lying...not lying...not lying...not lying...not lying...not lying...not lying...not lying...not lying...not lying...not lying...not lying...not lying...not lying...not lying...not lying...not lying...not lying...not lying...not lying...not lying...not lying...not lying...not lying...not@$#$'*#_&*$-"#4"#3&'_"&'!

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is knocked out]

[Incarnation 'Demonic Human' apologizes for their constellation's outburst]

It's fine, just don't call them that next time

Does that mean you'll accept their compliment?

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 200 coins]

[I just heard about the kiss and eeeeeek- it's sooo cute! (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is squealing and kicking their feet like a schoolgirl]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is excitedly asking when will the wedding be]

(His face goes bright red.)

Wedding?? There will be no wedding-

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' tilted their head]

[but you said you needed help right? I just did what I can to help (?・・)σ]

[also I wouldn't really call myself a chef I'm not that good at cooking for that o(´^｀)o]

[oh and do you want to keep the dress? 【・・?】]

[A tomato dressed in Chinese dress and garter belt is speed-walking towards you]

aw com'on at least consider me please?? don't i look more appealing now?

someone stop it

someone do something

this is no longer a bit, this is a crisis

*runs off with zero dignity left*

He's so cute little rat 🥺

Since you all loved my pigeon Nikolai art so much, here's rat Fyodor :)

Boi have you looked in the mirror? ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ

when I said Aya deserves a new dad I didn’t mean like this ❌❌❌❌ stay away from her ❗️❗️❗️ your hair is grimy ❗️❗️❗️

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' hums and agrees to the suggestion]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is looking at you!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is asking if you would like to make a meal together!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is surprised!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is a bit nervous]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' accepted the invitation]