The Most Annoying Couple At The Function.

it’s 2028. trump is dead. elon is dead. zuckerberg is dead bezos is dead they’re all dead

aolifgnortlgfnv

i want

i need

Why do you have trust issues?

Baby, I've been betrayed by people I would've died for.

is anyone else scared

Remus in jegulus fics: i am something of an all knowing all powerful god who can only be compared to an omniscient narrator. the story, the plot, and every single relationship - romantic or otherwise - would fall apart without me and everyone knows it as they all come to me for input and advise and i am happy to give it

Remus in wolfstar fics: sirius is something of an all knowing all powerful god. the world starts and stops with him and i am a mere mortal hoping only to catch one glimpse of his divinity. perhaps today he will smile in my direction and also idk what is going on around me at all. sirius is the only thing i think about and also i yelled at him today for no reason :/

babygirl you won't believe the amount of popular things i don't know

if you want to support autistic people you really do need to shut up about picky eaters. sorry

Bug boy James gave Sirius multiple near heart attacks because he carries spiders to safety and has to show off the especially beautiful ones to everyone he meets on his way

HECK YEAH

curious about what's in store for you for 2024? :D

Let AO3 decide!

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