This Is What Happens After NEL Trust/j

whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision

it’s 2028. trump is dead. elon is dead. zuckerberg is dead bezos is dead they’re all dead

Reblog if this would work on you

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i want

i need

Reblog if you support squishy bellies, have a squishy belly, or have the desire to summon satan

controversial writing tip

open a document and start writing

If you fall for a social media prank, do you reblog/pass it on to your followers?

never thought Disney would be bold enough to address the strain on Nick and Judy's relationship after the abortion

i thought i was an evan kinnie but i might have to reconsider 😨

Barty Crouch Jr is the kind of guy to eat paper. Not even just as a child, but like as a whole ass teenager in the middle of class.

like

Evan: *doing classwork* Hey, B, do you have the answer to- oh my god-!?

Barty, with half a sheet of paper hanging out of his mouth: *muffled* what?

reblog to teleport your mutuals to a massive party when jkr dies