Vernthegenderqueerfern

Trying to write fanfiction for the first time is so humbling, it feels like I've never written anything ever.

the US is unreal like girls cant wear shorts to school, you can literally lose your job for being gay, and unarmed black children are brutally murdered on the regular but old white ppl r still like “what a beautiful country. i can freely carry a gun for no reason and some of our mountains look like presidents. god bless”

barty crouch jr who points at evan, says “this is for you” then hurls the bowling ball right into the gutter and moonwalks back to his seat

barty would actually be the most defensive person out there. evan or regulus will poke fun at him and he’ll bring up the fact their mom hates them.

when i dont know enough in an area of my special interest

babygirl you won't believe the amount of popular things i don't know

Hey so um do you want to have a really fucked up dynamic with me or not

THE MAFIA AU IS PULLING AHEAD AMERI NEEDS TO JOIN THE POLYCULE IN THE MAIN STORYLINE TOOO

*kisses you while you're in the middle of infodumping* Sorry, you're just being really sexy right now. Continue.

'you never read anymore, you used to love reading' and i have 200 safari tabs open. it never stopped it just got weird