Vernthegenderqueerfern

Tell me an inside joke between you and a friend, without context.

my sister had to physically walk me away from a graveyard because i kept infodumping whenever i saw someone with the same name as a marauders era character 😭😭😭😭

i pay attention to things that most people ignore (i point out things that are related to james potter)

I'm too high to explain this. Just know that it's very important to the fundamentals man

i love your posts did you forget to take your meds

Evan, coming out of closet: I don't like ... women.

Barty, mouth agape: ...

Barty: yoU ARE A MISOGYNIST?!

I still get excited when my friends refer to me as their friend

"My friend said" "this is my friend" "they're my friend"

Im freaking out inside every time

James: hey Reggie, could you pass me my glasses?

Regulus: no. *gives him his glasses*

James: *staring blankly at him*

Regulus: what?

James: why do you say no every time someone asks you to do something but still proceeds to do it?

Regulus:...

Regulus: no.

reblog to scare a transphobe

Hm. I may be experiencing… hunger. But I am slightly unsure. Better wait until my stomach hurts and I have a massive headache to eat snack.

‘there’s no platonic explanation for this’

buddy you wouldn’t believe what kind of platonic explanations im capable of