Oh Shoot Just Realised New Followers Might Not Know This So: Fuck Jk Rowling. All My Homies Hate Jk Rowling

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i spent 22 days on this. thing.

so, things happened!

aaaanyways, exams are over; i'm getting started on watching tdwt

thinking abt that one quote that’s like “you are a language i am no longer fluent in but still remember how to read” like how soul crushing is that… what the hell

Reblog if you support squishy bellies, have a squishy belly, or have the desire to summon satan

To any suicidal followers I may have: This is a sign to not kill yourself. You are loved and the world is special because you are in it. Keep holding on.

Reblog this when it’s on your dash. You will save someone’s life.

reblog to teleport your mutuals to a massive party when jkr dies

They honour the fact that she is an ally to rabbits. But they do not accept that, before she departs the house, she will stride from one end to the other of these halls, carrying a severed head.

me[normal], consuming any of your skittles posts: oh theyre going to have to put me down after this one

skittles au where regulus meets barty on a tinder date. barty shows up insanely hungover & wearing an oversized misfits longsleeve with a hole in the elbow & a nicotine patch. he claims he has a “coupon” for mini golfing. the course is 45 minutes away. barty pauses the date halfway because he gets a text that looks like a corporate email (it opens with “As per my last text,” and ends with “Regards”) and he swerves over to park by the side of the highway to frantically answer

evan asked him for help hunting frogs by a woodland ditch (it rained recently) and barty cancels the entire date to show up with a disgruntled regulus in tow. who stands there getting offended that barty couldn’t bother planning a date but is willing to fling himself into a muddy ditch at 2pm for this blonde freak who has said all of three words (“Yes” “No” and “Careful”) the entire evening.

regulus is growing increasingly concerned at the way evan is sitting primly on a log w/ his hands folded in his lap just EYEBALLING barty. barty unfortunately looks very charmed & delighted at the opportunity to make a fool of himself at evan’s feet. regulus asks evan why he even needs wild frogs in the first place. evan doesn’t say anything but his look says: “don’t worry about it”

*kisses you while you're in the middle of infodumping* Sorry, you're just being really sexy right now. Continue.

it’s 2028. trump is dead. elon is dead. zuckerberg is dead bezos is dead they’re all dead

never thought Disney would be bold enough to address the strain on Nick and Judy's relationship after the abortion