I'm A Huge Hypocrite, If We're Being Honest. If I Haven't Had A Beverage And It's Been Dark For Too Long

*inhales*

YOU ARE THE FUCKING PACKAGE THAT GENERATED THIS FILE, IN THE FILE FORMAT THAT IS ONLY USED BY YOUR SPECIFIC APPLICATIONS

I HAVE NOT TOUCHED THE FUCKING METADATA

WHY THE EVERLASTING GOD ON FUCK ARE YOU CLAIMING THAT YOU CAN'T PARSE THE FUCKING HEADER

YOU MADE THIS

*exhales*

Oh my fucking GOD these stupid fucking bioinformatics packages that are put out by a grad student 10 fucking years ago and then just fucking sit there are fucking WILD and it's MY fucking job to chain them together like a stupid fucking duct taped together human centipede of bash, python, and R

they’re living the dream

When you worry that you're missing out on something by not making both choices simultaneously by quantum superposition, that's called phomo.

The Roads Both Taken [Explained]

Transcript Under the Cut

[A photon recites a poem:]

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, And so of course I traveled both Though be one traveler, still I could Explore down both as far as I could Beyond the bends in the undergrowth...

...I shall be telling this with a sigh Somewhere ages and ages hence: Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took them both and recombined, And that has made interference.

[Caption below the panel:] Photon poetry

Just started Dungeon Meshi and I wanna be him sooo bad. Exactly the same as with Tatsu from Gokushufudo.

I just wanna cook and do things out of pure joy of doing them and look badass while doing it :'(

They are the best, and if some of you are watching Dungeon Meshi and haven't seen Gokushufudo, go watch it now!

Cat??

Birch tree.

since mrs, ms, and mr are all descended from the latin word magister, i propose the gender neutral version should be mg, short for "mage"

there is a crazy dude on twitter who takes photos of athletes from different sports and finds them an art piece that fits exactly with the photo and the PRECISION he does it is amazing

Wow, putting ravenous gnomes at the edge of trails as if it was the way a videogame told you not to get off the path would actually be a great idea. I cannot depend on my personal responsability to not go explore The Outlands on protected places.

(In my head they eat you gruesomly, but you directly appear on the nearest path point)