Michael: My Name Is Not Michael.

Lily: What the hell happened?!

Remus: all I remember is Sirius saying “I swear it will be funny” and then we were in jail

So the marked ones were all canonically forced to watch their parents get flayed alive right.

In Iron Flame, Sloanne hasn't seen a dragon before and Violet has to tell her how not to get barbecued.

My solution: Liam shielded her because he couldn't bear to let his little sister go through the trauma of seeing her mother's bones turn to ash. Because both their parents get killed, he's all that she has left so he has to protect her, he can't let her see, so he buries her head into his chest, keeps his breathing steady because he has to stay calm for her, he can't let her be scared, he can't take that risk, not with his little sister, so he watches his mother's final moments as she is wiped from existence and he doesn't flinch, he can't because he can't, not with his little sister right there.

this was gone sooo many different ways 

wildest argument against climate change i’ve ever heard

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

old gods are waking

(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVIN8G9pBWs)

I promised something cute af because you’ve been getting hit with angst for a while, so accept this lams fluff