““I Pledge Alliance To The United States Of S M A S H.”

it is pretty hard to find solid statistics on wolf attacks, but as far as i can tell, wolves in north america kill way way way less than one person a year, which means that forces more deadly to us than wolves include: dogs, ice fishing, and getting crushed by a falling flat screen tv.

…further complications to trying to write non-ridiculous angst into a werewolf story

“you don’t understand…i’ve done things under the full moon that i can never take back…one time i ate a squirrel”

Salem, Massachusetts 17th Century

Minister: Samuel Warren, you’ve been accused of being a witch. Are you guilty?

Samuel: Actually, your excellence, the correct term is Warlock

Minister: What?

Jury: What?

Minister: The name of the devil you serve is Warlock?

Samuel: No, the term for a male witch, which is also correctly known as Wicca, is Warlock.

Minister: …

Samuel: If you’re going to judge me for being a ‘witch’, the least you could do is learn the terms right.

hooray for blue charmander!

somehow I've done another Chartodile family moment

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Car sex just got a helluva lot easier.

Heh Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

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She's perfect

Hero! Toga took me hostage and made me post this

THE REACTION OF EVERYBOY IF THEY SAW THIS WOULD BE TOO GREAT FOR WORDS

Well..Bakugou. 

Izuku is number one at something.

Being sexy (even tho he adorable)