Beyond the terrific bite those magnificent beasts also have 3 layer of defence
1° the deeper : a rather tought skin
2° the middle one : the toughest scales in the whole animal kingdom
And finally the number 3 : FU$%&@G BONE PLATES THAT GROW ON THEIRS BACKS
Forget prince charming those dudes right here are the real knights
I can’t stop thinking about crocodiles for some reason so here’s some cool pictures I found of probably the second largest one in captivity, his name is Utan:
isn’t he beautiful
listen to the SOUND when he bites
and that’s not even a real power bite, that’s mostly just heavy bone falling on heavy bone from his jaws and the air rushing out from between them
Car sex just got a helluva lot easier.
These turned out a lot more angsty than I had intended. Whoops.
Anyway, I’ve been in the BNHA writing mood, so here, have some boys! will i be opening ask box for bnha requests…. maybe…
Midoriya Izuku
There are times when Midoriya cannot utter a single word around his crush. Because he cannot control his nerves around his crush, he tries to distant himself from them… But that goes as well as you would expect. Pity to the poor soul who decides to train with him because Midoriya cannot concentrate AT ALL. His gaze always ends up towards the direction of his crush, so Midoriya practically becomes a punching bag. That does not change Midoriya’s opinion though. He is not going to confess to his crush since he convinces himself of only feeling admiration for his crush’s abilities (when in reality he knows he has a crush, but heros can’t balance a love life and their duties, right?).
Bakugou Katsuki
Bakugou would be frustrated all the damn time. Here he is trying to concentrate on his training yet all he can think about is his crush’s stupidly cute grin or their stupidly melodic voice. It is all so stupid… All of Bakugou’s feelings become so pent up, so he ends up being more aggressive towards his classmates. But, if his crush were to ever fall into his line of sight, Bakugou turns the other way. There is no way he is ever going to tell them, especially since he doubts himself and secretly worries about being laughed at for having a crush.
Todoroki Shouto
Todoroki would be confused as to what he is feeling. Is he getting sick? I mean, he has been sweating and fidgeting a lot more lately. And, even without using his quirk, his temperature has been rising. Because of these symptoms he has not been able to concentrate. In the end, he would opt for asking advice as to why he’s feeling this way (probably Midoriya or Iida since they are trustworthy friends of his). When Todoroki comes to the realization that he has a crush, he absolutely does not know how to go about this situation. In the end, he won’t act upon his feelings. Todoroki does not feel worthy of liking anyone to the extent of his crush. He doesn’t know anything about “love,” so how does he expect to show it?
Iida Tenya
Iida is the class president! And as someone who is trying to become a hero, there is no time for crushes! …And because of this mindset he has been more jarring towards the others, in regards to discipline. “Your necktie is loose?! What are you, a barbarian?!” The class finds him totally annoying and want him to stop. Iida is all work and no play, because of this he does not act upon his feelings. Which honestly, makes him feel kind of empty? He can’t quite put a word to his feelings, but there is no way he can keep up with a love life and his duties as a hero/class president.
Kirishima Eijirou
Kirishima would totally show off in front of his crush! How could someone not like a manly man like him?! During the times when he is not around his crush, he would be extremely pouty though. The poutiness is not because he is beside his crush 24/7, it is due to Kirishima thinking about his crush 24/7. He believed demonstrating his skills in front of his crush would get their intention, but that does not seem to be the case. This did not seem to get much of a reaction out of them, so what he is he supposed to do now? What if his crush doesn’t even think about him, like he does of them?
Kaminari Denki
Kaminari would make every effort to speak to his crush. Sometimes he would say the stupidest things, because he truly has nothing else to say. But he wants to talk to his crush because they are the best person in the world. Kaminari being the hopeless romantic that he is also fantasizes about him being the super, suave boyfriend he would be(maybe?), by pulling off moves like the kabedon. There would come a point where the conversations would not go anywhere, and his crush only responds with laughs and giggles. Does this mean the conversations have gotten awkward? Are they laughing out of pity? Should he stop trying to pursue them?
…Will they ever confess?
@rainy-windchime (Ruby: The Fool - beginnings, innocence, spontaneity, a free spirit/naivety, foolishness, recklessness, risk-taking)
@levilagann (Weiss: The Hermit - soul-searching, introspection, being alone, inner guidance/isolation, loneliness, withdrawal)
@gloomy-eyes (Blake: Temperance - balance, patience, purpose, meaning/imbalance, lack of long-term vision, excess)
@aiicon (Yang: Strength - strength, courage, control, passion/weakness, lack of self-discipline, self-doubt)
@mrk50 (Jaune: The Heirophant - conformity, tradition, beliefs/restriction, uniqueness)
@kjthetalekeeper (Pyrrha: The Hanged Man - suspension, letting go, sacrifice/martyrdom, indecision)
@scheree (Nora: Chariot - control, will power, victory, determination/lack of control, aggression)
@colorfuldreamheart (Ren: The Empress - femininity, beauty, nature, abundance/creative block, dependence on others)
@lulu-chan92 (Penny: Justice - justice, fairness, law/unfairness, dishonesty)
@binch-queen (Ilia: Star - hope, renewal, inspiration/lack of faith, despair, discouragement)
@raiyu (Sun: Sun - fun, positive, warmth, vitality/temporary depression, lack of success)
@evebun (Summer + Taiyang: The Lovers - love, union, choices/disharmony, imbalance)
@sofippafu (Qrow: Wheel Of Fortune - destiny, a turning point, karma/bad luck, external forces out of control)
@technicolormanzaneh (Raven: Death - change, transformation, transition/resistance to change, unable to move on)
@nedzuku (Oscar + Ozpin: The World - completion, integration, travel/lack of completion, lack of closure)
@seeyouguyslater (Salem: The Devil - addiction, bondage, materialism/detachment, power reclaimed)
@faunusrights (Cinder: The Tower - disaster, sudden change, revelation/avoidance of disaster, afraid of change)
@dabby-the-house-elf (Mercury: Judgement - judgement, inner calling, rebirth/refusal of self-examination)
@weisscoldglare (Emerald: High Priestess - intuition, mystery, subconscious mind/hidden agendas, need to listen to inner voice)
@celestialstari (Watts: The Magician - power, skill, resourcefulness/manipulation, poor planning)
@solarpiggeh (Hazel: The Emperor - authority, structure, solid foundation/domination, excessive control, inflexibility)
@colorinplatinum (Tyrian: The Moon - illusion, fear, anxiety/release of fear, confusion)
@lex–aeterna (card background and border)
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hc that toshinori makes terrible dad jokes (which inko finds hilarious), and mido just quietly suffers through their terrible sense of humor (tho its obviously not terrible all the time they do make good ones once in awhile hehe) but tldr midoriya has a giant database of these jokes because of them
[on twitter]
the dad jokes were too much for him
Some headcanons on the league of villains having a healer in their group that has such a motherly nature to her like she literally acts like their mother
Brahhhhaaa, back with a little writing again, I hope this was alright ??! O:
League of Villains
• You’re in for a ride when it comes to babysitting these children’s allies. You’re basically the mother of the league, besides Kurogiri who resembles much of a father figure for everyone. It can be quite a hassle because the League do whatever they want to. Sometimes they don’t listen.
• Tomura whines too much whenever you attend to his injuries. Though recruiting you into the league as their healer is very useful and comforting to have around, he doesn’t have to worry much. But because he has childish personality, he hisses when the alcohol soils into the wounds or wants you to take those bandages off of him. Anything like that.
• You’re the one who replaces stables off of Dabi’s face or tightening it when it’s loss. He actually doesn’t mind this gentle treatment, there’ll be flinches and groans, but he can’t complain. He always thanks you and calls you mom every time, “Thanks, mom. I’ll be sure to not do that again.” Fails.
• With her knife obsession, Toga is a chipper gal who swings her knife around. And ends up accidentally cutting other members or herself if she slips. You might have to scold her to be careful because the cuts can be deep or can puncture important veins. She pouts about it, but she’ll try.
• I can see Spinner and Twice doing something very ridiculous and both end up getting hurt in the process. Those two will immediately apologize for being very naive and maybe, just maybe they’ll learn their lesson. Otherwise, more bandages for them.
• Kurogiri appreciates your sedating presence in the league. He might even have some affections for you or he’s just very polite. Either way, he isn’t going to be spending his time babysitting everyone alone now.
• Obviously, you help Twice stitch his mask together as his mind is spiraling with much frenzies.
• They all wonder how you ended up with them because you’re such a motherly figure to them. It’s a few of them that didn’t grow up happily and having you around makes it easier, besides Kurogiri who takes care of them again.
How would cinder Weiss and Ruby react to finding out their crush was from a different universe. (our universe)
Cinder:
-at first she would have difficult time believing you.
-if you could prove it then she would not only be shocked but also very intrigued wanting to know about your universe.
-she would express a desire to know information about the events that happen in her universe so she could either work to change it or embrace it.
Weiss:
-she would not believe you at first then if she saw evidence that what you said was true she would look at you in shock.
-”how in the world did you get here, is your universe capable of doing such things?”
-she would be interested to learning about were her s/o came from and what a world with no grimm is like.
Ruby:
-at first she would be confused not really sure how to respond to what you said.
-when presented with proof she would then squeal and say how cool it was that you were from a different universe.
-she in curious and wants to learn about you world cause a world with no grimm sounds interesting to her.
Now i want to read an entire story about this
By the time he meets All might, Deku already is ripped. The sisters cry because he is no longer soft and squishy.
Sexy, cute AND smart
And now on the dark side!
I don't know if i should feel more aroused or more scared
BUT YOU ARE A MAGNIFICENT EVIL MASTERMIND TO CREATE SUCH BEAUTIFUL PICTURE. IT'S ONLY HER BUT IT TELL ME AN ENTIRE STORY AROUND IT AND IT'S ANGSTILY BEAUTIFUL
Not enought compliment will ever be given to this masterpiece
A really well done job
Personal version of female fem Deku as a VILLAIN. MUAHAHA!!