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Use a pickup line on my muse and they’ll rate it out of 1-10!

1-2 - Are you serious? That was lame as hell. I don’t even wanna be FRIENDS with you. 3-4 - You got that online somewhere, didn’t you? It’s alright but you did not make that up yourself. Even if you did, it’s cheesy. 5-6 - Wow, nice one. Props to you, I guess. I don’t know if I’m interested yet, though. 7-8 - Pfft! That was amazing! I love that! You surely are a charmer with words. 9 - Oh my…. that is so incredible!!! I’m so upset I didn’t think of that!!!!! I love you! 10 - …………….marry me

Some headcanons on the league of villains having a healer in their group that has such a motherly nature to her like she literally acts like their mother

Brahhhhaaa, back with a little writing again, I hope this was alright ??! O:

League of Villains

• You’re in for a ride when it comes to babysitting these children’s allies. You’re basically the mother of the league, besides Kurogiri who resembles much of a father figure for everyone. It can be quite a hassle because the League do whatever they want to. Sometimes they don’t listen.

• Tomura whines too much whenever you attend to his injuries. Though recruiting you into the league as their healer is very useful and comforting to have around, he doesn’t have to worry much. But because he has childish personality, he hisses when the alcohol soils into the wounds or wants you to take those bandages off of him. Anything like that.

• You’re the one who replaces stables off of Dabi’s face or tightening it when it’s loss. He actually doesn’t mind this gentle treatment, there’ll be flinches and groans, but he can’t complain. He always thanks you and calls you mom every time, “Thanks, mom. I’ll be sure to not do that again.” Fails.

• With her knife obsession, Toga is a chipper gal who swings her knife around. And ends up accidentally cutting other members or herself if she slips. You might have to scold her to be careful because the cuts can be deep or can puncture important veins. She pouts about it, but she’ll try.

• I can see Spinner and Twice doing something very ridiculous and both end up getting hurt in the process. Those two will immediately apologize for being very naive and maybe, just maybe they’ll learn their lesson. Otherwise, more bandages for them.

• Kurogiri appreciates your sedating presence in the league. He might even have some affections for you or he’s just very polite. Either way, he isn’t going to be spending his time babysitting everyone alone now.

• Obviously, you help Twice stitch his mask together as his mind is spiraling with much frenzies.

• They all wonder how you ended up with them because you’re such a motherly figure to them. It’s a few of them that didn’t grow up happily and having you around makes it easier, besides Kurogiri who takes care of them again.

If it's not too much, can you do some pick lines that the class 1-A would use on their s/o? If it's too many, you can choose whichever! Thank you, bab!

(YAS! It is my time to shine! Time for cringe.)

Yuuga Aoyama:

Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material. 

Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror, probably for himself tho)

Mina Ashido:

I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I just walk by again? 

Tsuyu Asui:

I find you to be quite ribbiting.

I think we’d be toadally adoribbitble together!

Tenya Iida:

You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line. 

Your legs must be tired, because you have been running through my mind all day.

Ochaco Uraraka:

Even if there wasn’t gravity on earth, I’d still fall for you. 

If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.

Mashirao Ojiro:

I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way. 

Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I’ll be your man.

Denki Kaminari:

My love for you burns like a Charizard’s tail. 

If I were a Milktank, I’d use ATTRACT on you. 

Eijiro Kirishima:

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears! 

Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you. 

Kouji Kouda:

I must be a snowflake, ‘cause I’m falling for you.

If I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you

Rikido Satou:

Are you candy? ‘Cause you’re giving me a sugar rush.

Did you sit on a pile of sugar? ‘Causre your ass is sweet.

Mezou Shouji:

I’m no organ donor, but I’d be happy to give you my heart 

You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.

Jirou Kyoka:

Call me AC/DC, because I’m gonna rock you all night long! 

Your voice is so a-do-re-ble to mi.

Sero Hanta:

Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling

Do you like Nintendo? Because Wii would look good together. 

Fumikage Tokoyami:

Your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.

Shouto Todoroki:

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile. 

If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizard.

Tooru Hagakure:

My love for you is like the wind. You can’t see it, but you can feel it.

If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

Katsuki Bakugo:

Let me tie your shoes, cause I don’t want you falling for anyone else. 

Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s'more.

Izuku Midoriya:

Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

Of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favorite.    

Momo Yaoyorozu:

You look so familiar… didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry. 

When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.

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f - fluff a - angst s - smut gn - gender neutral

series:

Domestic ABC (ocasional angst on some chapters)

ch.1/ch.2/ch.3/ch.4/ch.5/ch.6/ch.7/ch.8/ch.9/ch.10/ch.11/ch.12/ch.13/ch.14/ch.15/ch.16/ch.17/ch.18/ch.19/ch.20/ch.21/ch.22/ch.23/ch.24/ch.25/ch.26

oneshots:

Best Laid Plans [ f , gn ]

drabbles:

“I’ll keep you warm.” [ f , gn ]

“Come cuddle.” [ f , gn ]

Young Again [ f , gn ] Prompt: “Whenever I’m alone with you, you make me feel like I am young again”

Destiny [ a ] Prompt: “But it’s just the price I pay, destiny is calling me”

headcanons:

Aizawa + S/O good with kids  [ gn ]

SFW Alphabet Headcanons: C / D / F / L

NS//FW Alphabet Headcanons: C / D / E / K / M / O / S / U / V / X / Y

series:

7 Things I Hate About You: Bakugo

ch.1/ch.2/ch.3/ch.4/ch.5/ch.6/ch.7

oneshots:

Tell me what? Prompts: “You make me feel alive” & “We’re meant for each other” (tw: mentions of abortion, not really angst)

drabbles:

“Shouldn’t you be with him?”

scenarios:

Kirishima/Bakugo/Kaminari + defending their SO from a creep (tw: Mineta’s brand of sexual harassment)

Kirishima/Bakugo/Kaminari + SO calling them by their first name [ gn ]

headcanons:

Kind S/O with a water manipulation quirk

Kirishima/Bakugo/Todoroki/Midoriya/Hawks + quirk makes them see their SO die [ a , gn ] (tw: mentions of suicide and abuse)

Kirishima/Bakugo/Shinsou + meeting their support class SO for the first time  [ gn ]

Kirishima/Bakugo/Kaminari + fake dating [ gn ]

Bakugo + SO who is All Might’s child [ gn ]

SFW Alphabet Headcanons: K / S / Y

headcanons:

NSF//W Alphabet Headcanons: B / C / O / T / X

drabbles:

Storm cuddles [ f , gn ]

Hawks + I thought you were different [ a , gn ]  (tw: cheating)

All The Fools [ f , gn ]  Prompt: “Broke all the rules, played all the fools”

headcanons:

Kirishima/Bakugo/Todoroki/Midoriya/Hawks + quirk makes them see their SO die [ a  , gn ] (tw: mentions of suicide and abuse)

SFW Alphabet Headcanons: C / J / S / T 

NS//FW Alphabet Headcanons: A / C / D / F / H / I / J / T / U / X

series:

7 Things I Hate About You: Kaminari

ch.1/ch.2/ch.3/ch.4/ch.5/ch.6/ch.7

NSFW Alphabet [ s ]

ch.1/ch.2/ch.3/ch.4/ch.5/ch.6/ch.7/ch.8/ch.9/ch.10/ch.11/ch.12/ch.13/ch.14/ch.15/ch.16/ch.17/ch.18/ch.19/ch.20/ch.21/ch.22/ch.23/ch.24/ch.25/ch.26

scenarios:

Kirishima/Bakugo/Kaminari + defending their SO from a creep (tw: Mineta’s brand of sexual harassment)

Kirishima/Bakugo/Kaminari + SO calling them by their first name [ gn ]

headcanons:

Kirishima/Bakugo/Kaminari + fake dating [ gn ]  

Kaminari + s/o who constantly spoils him with things (the request was for fem S/O but the way I wrote the headcanons it turned out to be gender neutral) [ f , gn ]

SFW Alphabet Headcanons: H / Z

NS//FW Alphabet Headcanons: B / C / L / O / T / X 

series:

5 Languages of Love [ f ] HIATUS

ch.1/ch.2/ch.3/ch.4/ch.5

drabbles:

“Who hurt you?” [ a , gn ]

Those Nights  [ a ]  Prompt: “Those nights when you crave someone, to be there at dawn, to wake with”

scenarios:

Kirishima/Bakugo/Kaminari + defending their SO from a creep  (tw: Mineta’s brand of sexual harassment)

Kirishima/Bakugo/Kaminari + SO calling them by their first name [ gn ]

headcanons:

Kirishima/Bakugo/Todoroki/Midoriya/Hawks + quirk makes them see their SO die [ a , gn ] (tw: mentions of suicide and abuse)

Kirishima/Bakugo/Shinsou + meeting their support class SO for the first time [ gn ]

Kirishima/Bakugo/Kaminari + fake dating [ gn ]

NS//FW Alphabet Headcanons:  C

drabbles:

Last words soulmate [ a , gn ]

headcanons:

Kirishima/Bakugo/Todoroki/Midoriya/Hawks + quirk makes them see their SO die [ a , gn ] (tw: mentions of suicide and abuse)

NS//FW Alphabet Headcanons: C / D / F / I / K / O / U /

scenarios:

Bakugo and Midoryia having a crush on Shinsou’s girlfriend

headcanons:

Kind S/O with a water manipulation quirk

Kirishima/Bakugo/Shinsou + meeting their support class SO for the first time  [ gn ]

SFW Alphabet Headcanons: N

NS//FW Alphabet Headcanons: N

headcanons:

Kirishima/Bakugo/Todoroki/Midoriya/Hawks + quirk makes them see their SO die [ a , gn ] (tw: mentions of suicide and abuse) 

drabbles:

“Nothing is wrong with you.” [ f , gn ]

headcanons: 

NS//FW Alphabet Headcanons:  A / C / V / X

The next porblem he'll face will be how to call all might :dad, father, all might ?

He's going to be so confused

Or if there is the chance of him becoming a big brother

Now that is going to freak him out ..... and now i wanna wach it

How would Deku react to his mother dating All Might? Would he be weirded out and awkward by it? Or would he be happy two people he love are happy with each other? Or would he ship it really hard?

about ten minutes of him being frozen in shock before his thoughts go somewhere along these lines:

“MY MOM IS DATING ALL MIGHT? WHAT??? ?? HOW DID THAT HAPPEN???? WHAT????? WHEN”

“……….. WAIT WOULD THAT MAKE ALL MIGHT MY DAD IF THEY GET MARRIED?”

“Wait isn’t he already kind of like my dad….. WAIT WHAT AM I SAYING OF COURSE NOT….. unless he wants to be…. BUT HE’S BEEN TRAINING ME AND TAKING CARE OF ME FOR OVER A YEAR NOW…..”

“I mean I guess that’s kind of what a dad is like, right? I’ve never had one, technically, since he’s been gone all my life, are my parents even still married? Would that be considered cheating? How would that even work… how did they even start dating…. especially after their last meeting…..”

“Would anything even really change between the three of us, since i’ve been more-or-less under All Might’s care since before UA, It’s weird to admit but he’s kind of like a parent already, I guess? is that how dads are? if they got married would we get a new house? how would……..”

and then he’d just become a mumbling mess and freak out everyone around him as he starts analyzing the micro details of it all 

all in all tho i think he’d be really happy for them LOL but really confused at first

Reblog, click the picture, and prepare for battle.

crow: doing a silly little walk through the grass

me, in tears: fucking superb you funky little death omen

“The world can burn in my flames, but I’ll show that witch I don’t need her icy curse.”

Some Reverse! AU Todoroki genderbend where her ice mom was the bad parent in her life and Endeavor isn’t a dick lol

Based off this comment by u/Sirocco on the BNHA subreddit! 

Also made a speedpaint for funsies: https://youtu.be/GzXJ8EosoAU