Cody And Owen Are So Underappreciated Together

vtmb is incredible because its not not misogynistic in a super 2004 way, but somehow you still get the vibe that the devs fuckin love women. 80% of all the best lines are said by extremely interesting and varied women who all have massive bouncing honkers you can cover the walls of your in-game apartment with pictures of. its serving "of course i like bitches! my best friend has tits!" vibes

18tr dump

“the combat in this game is wack” no it’s exactly what I want, it’s perfect, I love smashing the same key over and over until I win, it’s my favorite activity

slavic kids rise up

Gorgeous Gary Golden

So funny how vtmb is like "you're a Nosferatu....horrible disgusting and REVILED by kin and kine alike.... anyways your only outfit options are increasingly sexy leather and latex fetish ensembles. Have fun"

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question. do your irl friends know about your presence on this hellsite or are you in full hannah montana mode for life

yum yum bitches