Yesterday, my father asked me who I would have liked an official route for of the courtiers.
After a moment of consideration, I answered, “Valdemar or Vulgora, I suppose.”
He looked at me for a moment before taking a minute himself to think.
Soon after, he responded, “I think I’d like a Vlastomil route.”
He didn’t know they were romance routes.
(Soon after I explained that, he changed his answer to Volta.)
Getting beaten by a toddler with your own phone being the weapon is quite honestly a life-altering experience (a little bit of blood was spilled, and it wasn’t hers)
My mother frequently compares these two and giggles about it.
On the other hand, my father calls Vlastomil “the pedophile priest” for some odd reason.
Oh yeah so that guy who sent me those texts a month or so ago, a long while after I rejected him, told me he was writing a book where he brutally murders me, nobody finds the body, and he gets away with it
Thought it was just allergies but NO it’s allergies AND I’m sick 💔
HERE I AM
other vlastomil fans where are you pls show yourselves pspspspspsps
And also
This shit had me sobbing UNCONTROLLABLY in the third grade
shoutout to the W.I.P I have rn of Valdemar as the grinch
Sketch of Vlastomil before bed. Pretty much how I imagine how he looks like without that robe of his.
I was gonna post this on the first but i forgor 😢😥😓