Y’all Ever Go To A Friends House And Then Wait Till They Leave The Room So You Can Rearrange Their

Y’all ever go to a friends house and then wait till they leave the room so you can rearrange their book so there in the wrong order Just to be a little evil

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8 months ago

I am Natalie from Gaza. I want to leave and escape the horrors of war here in Gaza. I ask you to help me urgently so that I can escape from the midst of the pain and wounds. Because I no longer have a place after our house was bombed by the Israeli army and we were displaced to the street and with great difficulty we lived in a small tent that is not suitable for living. I ask you to help urgently and to contact me privately so that I can give you my PayPal account to donate. Please help me, please 😢

11 months ago

Eww Herbert stop reanimating all over the place!


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10 months ago
I Was Possessed To Draw This. The Toxic Old Man Yaoi Was Too Strong

I was possessed to draw this. The Toxic old man yaoi was too strong

10 months ago
Image ID: A drawing of parallel Ford and Fiddleford in a faux magazine format. Both are dressed in business suits, Ford sitting in a desk chair with his legs politely crossed and a nervous look on his face. He's been tied up by computer cabling, his torso tied and hands bound in front of him. Behind him stands Fiddleford, who has a chipper look on his face while fastening the wire-knot. Title text above them reads "How do you manage decisions as a business partner?" "Why, it's easy!" End ID.

hey does anyone remember that weird photoshoot those guys who run the institute of oddology did back in the 80's?

(consider this a companion piece to that other fake magazine post)

also bonus uncropped interview blurb under the cut

Image ID: "Most would describe the 5-foot-gangly, Lennon-bespectacled Tennessee native Fiddleford McGucket as a "humble" soul- including himself, complete with a disarming smile- but is this unassuming nature all there is to the "eyes and ears" of the Institute of Oddology?" 
"In a rare move for the normally reserved self-made millionaire and business partner, Fiddleford spoke with us during a press review for the Institute, which has just recently opened its doors to the public in the form of its "foundations of weird" tour, offering a guided glimpse into the origins of the institute." 
"First things first- where did you get those glasses?"
"Ha! If I'd known this was a fashion interview I would've left my talking points at home. They're something my stylist picked out to replace my old pair- far cry from the ones I had held together with chicken wire as a kid. Was this a widely requested question or just a personal one?"
"You caught me! Personal." 
"I'll get back to you after the interview then. Some things are just too confidential for the public, you understand."
"What's it like working with Stanford Pines? Is he just as mysterious off-camera as he is to us?"
"Stanford is only as mysterious as a good math problem, in my eyes. He's a little challenging, maybe even frustrating on a bad day, but satisfying to solve. Then again, not everyone gets a kick out of solving math problems."
End ID.
8 months ago

part two to this but can be read alone

when their relationship first shifted from begrudging to friendly to something else, wade had expected to have to fight for it. he thought it was going to be claws and teeth and knives and guns and goading the wolverine until he finally gave in and admitted his feelings.

he was very wrong. so wrong, in fact, that he was blindsided when logan was the one to make the first move.

they spent all of their time together to the point that they eventually just quit pretending to want to sleep apart. wade abandoned his spot in the bedroom with althea to join logan on the cramped sofa bed. it started innocently enough - they would stay up late watching a movie, and wade would just stay in the living room instead of going to bed. this happened a couple of nights a week (they really spent that much time together) for approximately two weeks before wade just started climbing into the sofa bed at night without pretense. he always made sure to keep to his side, scared to push what he thought was a delicate balance too far and lose it altogether.

wade was almost too cautious of their peculiar relationship. as much as he wanted to jump the wolverine's bones or cuddle up to his chest in the night, he was too afraid of driving the other man away. wade knew he was annoying; of course, he knew that. it was kind of his whole schtick. most people could barely stand him, and he knew that logan's tolerance levels were even lower still. at least, that's what he got from their time in the void.

sure, logan had been much calmer and kinder since he had agreed to stay with wade and al (and mary, possibly the most important household member). and yeah, maybe he smiled fondly when wade ran his mouth incessantly instead of plunging his claws through the merc's throat. and, okay, sometimes wade catches logan looking at him with the softest look in his eyes.

but still. the mercenary wasn't willing to sacrifice the friendship he had with the only person in the world that he would never have to say goodbye to. as long as he didn't fuck this up, that is.

so, you can imagine his surprise when the two had settled into bed one night (after a marathon of real housewives because, for whatever reason, logan was obsessed with the trash tv) and he felt a heavy arm wrap around him.

he had been laying on his side, facing away from logan, with mary curled up by his legs. wade was a fitful sleeper and knew it wouldn't be long before his shifting legs and flailing arms sent the dog to find a more comfortable arrangement, but he loved that she still chose to snuggle up against him while she could. that was normal, though. what wasn't normal was the face pressed into the nape of his neck, or the arm circling his waist, or the hand resting on his chest. wade felt frozen, sure that him moving or speaking would send whatever this was off kilter and result in him sleeping in al's room again.

(side note: when had it become al's room? he lived here too, dammit, and even if he didn't sleep in the room anymore it's still his as much as it is hers.)

(it was al's room.)

thank god he didn't have to sit in his fear for long before logan spoke, his voice rumbling against wade, warm breath fanning over his neck.

"this is okay, right?" that brought wade right back to life. the thought of logan questioning this was enough to kick him into gear. he placed his hand over logan's on his own chest and shifted backwards into the other man's warmth.

"of course it is, peanut." his voice was barely louder than a whisper, perhaps still unwilling to break the moment. "it's perfect."

maybe it wasn't the frenzied fight-turned-makeout-session-turned-fuckfest that wade had imagined it would be, but maybe it was even better. and besides, this was only the beginning. they had forever to figure out the rest.

10 months ago

Ok but they didn’t have to go so hard on all the Lego movies/shows


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10 months ago

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8 months ago
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10 months ago

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