Hello,

He’s got a big storm coming

My friends judge me for staying up late but what do you expect me to do mfs it’s pomegranate season do you know how long that takes

This pops up when you type in break up >:)

bro fumbled so hard he died

when gravity falls merch keeps including that fuckass gnome

Things I can’t stop thinking about pt 1?

Pot roast the cat

The movie reanimator from 1985

The cyber truck (derogatory)

This dog Wild Thang that won ugliest dog of the year

Lego joker

Okay the fact I PREDICTED the fact that BillFord is practically true and that they were sure as hell exes. Bill Cipher RADIATED toxic ex energy over Stanford. Even the show radiates toxic old man yaoi.

Bill. The fuck you callin' Ford "Fordsy"?

The fuckin' HAIR RUFFLING that Bill did to Ford. And Ford just TOOK IT?

I- Bill. The fuck?

In a deleted scene, Ford spat in Bill's eye (a.k.a. his mouth) and Bill just fuckin' licked it up. Like- Just think about that.

Ford. This is about you now. YOU WERE WAY TOO OBSESSED ABOUT BILL. You literally pulled a Mabel but instead of putting up posters of boy bands, you put up posters of Bill.

You literally called each other "partners". Yes, it can be platonic, but like... With everything else..? HMM-

This? For WHO? WHO WAS THIS FOR HMM? BILL?

Fearamid thing. If you read the Book of Bill, you know. It was just a ploy to seduce Ford.

Conclusion: Toxic Old Man Yaoi and the triangle is a toxic ex and the old man is an obsessed manipulated ex.

And then the whole "One sixer, please" in the Book of Bill like okay you gotta be kidding me.

Sometimes I remember I have a belly button and I just feel a little ashamed of myself