Drake // Halloween Bling (x)

all of these apply💖

guys im going to cr y

my middle name starts with i and my first name is carla

my parents got me the license plate icarla

i cant drive my car anymore im leaving the country

WHAT THE FUCK starring WHAT THE FUCK feat. sambucky

Being Manic Like

“what did you eat yesterday?” “some croutons and vodka tonics”

4:30 a.m. already? i should paint

WAIT! NO! i should CLEAN my room and then cUT mYSELF

i swear to god if that shadow doesn’t stop ringing i’m going to flip a table

i am so angry wanna see me break this plate and then shave the side of my head without blinking or breathing 

aHHAHAHahhhh

“no, you see, i need this particular shirt. i have three others but they’re in different colors and don’t have the pocket…”

S E X

“i also need paint and a hat and the complete works of the brothers grimm”

i can’t eat out because people are trying to poison and kill me unless someone orders for me when i’m not there or i go through a drive through or the food was pre-made or i order like nine things or

i  a m  v i b r a t i n g .

staring into the distance completely still because otherwise the world moves too fast

aHHAHAHahhhhHAHAHHHAahahAHA

put out your cigarette on your arm

The Delusions

“did you say something?”

“what was i doing?”

“i forgot”

i haven’t slept in four days because if i go to sleep the government will take away my legs

aHHAHAHahhhhHAHAHHHAahahAHAHahahAHhahHH

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